omg i was outside smoking during second seder and A BEAR CAME UP THE STAIRS to get at the garbage bag on the porch and my family was arguing so loudly about halacha no one heard me yell to scare it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luckily black bears are easily scared off i just yelled get out of here bear and it ran away down the stairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for the third time in my life, very loud screaming scared me from proximate physical danger
"let all who are hungry come and eat" does NOT extend to BEARS
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