so i said to her angelina i want to i REALLY REALLY want to BUT WHAT ABOUT BRAD brad’s like a son to me YOURE A GOOD MAN i know i know *ringgg* come in ONE DIRECTION ARE HERE TO SEE YOU who? one direction they’re making their new movie should i send them in SURE I LOVE NEW MOVIES

THEYRE HERE THE REAL MOVIE STARS THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET oh right they are i LOVE the direction COME ON IN GUYS TAKE A SEAT can i just say what HUGE fans we are of you guys HUGE

NIALL LOUIS LIAM HARRY ZACK....it’s zayn...SURE WHATEVER U SAY BIG GUY

blah blah blah...... WE WANNA INTRODUCE U TO OUR MARKET GUY MARCEL MARCEL HERE HE ISSSSSS....BLAH BLAH.... CUTE AS A BUTTOM EVERY SINGLE ONE OF U

and then they don’t like anything marcel picks and then LEROY COMES

...blah blah blah AND NIALL THE SHIMMY THE SHIMMY THE SHIMMY AND ZAYN PIROUETTE AND LOUIS DO THE SPLIT AND LIAM U STAY EXACTLY WHERE U ARE CUZ U ARE PER FECT