me: "i really don& #39;t want to my paper at all"
mom: "maybe I could do it. what& #39;s it about?"
me: "ancient byzantine marriage rings"
mom: "alright thank you very much, good bye"

mom: "i don& #39;t even know how to spell & #39;byzantine& #39;"

just finished reading a 29 page journal article about the divide between pagan and Christian 6-7th century Byzantine marriage rings am-fucking-a