Things I Learnt About Myself This Week

- Without deadlines, I am one seriously lazy fucker

- When introversion becomes mandatory I become extroverted

- Using both hands simultaneously is not a threesome

- Apparently, I don't wipe my arse as often as some people

Things I Learnt About Society This Week

- Having a monetary value on material goods is meaningless when you can't afford the luxury of breathing clean air

- Having thousands of empty buildings that are only used on Sunday by righteous people while homeless sleep rough is fucked

Things I Learnt About Other People This Week

- They maintain their opinion even when evidence proves them wrong

- What some think is vitally important, others consider irrelevant

- They blindly think the law is fair and just

- Some are just really fucking annoying

Things I Learnt About Life This Week

- Everyone is a gambler, trusting the odds of waking tomorrow

- Obscene wealth doesn't necessarily make you smart

- And we pay the wrong people the highest salaries

- If pushed, I will always choose tinned sardines over baked beans

Things I Learnt About Government This Week

- Most are self-serving attention-seeking wankers

- They have no fucking idea of how people actually live

- They didn't know stay-at-home mums had a fulltime job

- You can be an expert and still be clueless

- Honesty is optional

Okay, that's enough of my thoughts

I presume most of us are law-abiding citizens and are stuck at home for the long weekend, so wanna tell me anything you've noticed?

I'm very curious as to how this changes society as a whole

Or will we simply slide back into our comfort zone?