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Things I Learnt About Myself This Week
- Without deadlines, I am one seriously lazy fucker
- When introversion becomes mandatory I become extroverted
- Using both hands simultaneously is not a threesome
- Apparently, I don& #39;t wipe my arse as often as some people
- Without deadlines, I am one seriously lazy fucker
- When introversion becomes mandatory I become extroverted
- Using both hands simultaneously is not a threesome
- Apparently, I don& #39;t wipe my arse as often as some people
Things I Learnt About Society This Week
- Having a monetary value on material goods is meaningless when you can& #39;t afford the luxury of breathing clean air
- Having thousands of empty buildings that are only used on Sunday by righteous people while homeless sleep rough is fucked
- Having a monetary value on material goods is meaningless when you can& #39;t afford the luxury of breathing clean air
- Having thousands of empty buildings that are only used on Sunday by righteous people while homeless sleep rough is fucked
Things I Learnt About Other People This Week
- They maintain their opinion even when evidence proves them wrong
- What some think is vitally important, others consider irrelevant
- They blindly think the law is fair and just
- Some are just really fucking annoying
- They maintain their opinion even when evidence proves them wrong
- What some think is vitally important, others consider irrelevant
- They blindly think the law is fair and just
- Some are just really fucking annoying
Things I Learnt About Life This Week
- Everyone is a gambler, trusting the odds of waking tomorrow
- Obscene wealth doesn& #39;t necessarily make you smart
- And we pay the wrong people the highest salaries
- If pushed, I will always choose tinned sardines over baked beans
- Everyone is a gambler, trusting the odds of waking tomorrow
- Obscene wealth doesn& #39;t necessarily make you smart
- And we pay the wrong people the highest salaries
- If pushed, I will always choose tinned sardines over baked beans
Things I Learnt About Government This Week
- Most are self-serving attention-seeking wankers
- They have no fucking idea of how people actually live
- They didn& #39;t know stay-at-home mums had a fulltime job
- You can be an expert and still be clueless
- Honesty is optional
- Most are self-serving attention-seeking wankers
- They have no fucking idea of how people actually live
- They didn& #39;t know stay-at-home mums had a fulltime job
- You can be an expert and still be clueless
- Honesty is optional
