My self-quarantine is going GREAT!

On an unrelated note, I just discovered that the rings I wear to heavy metal shows fit perfectly over the head of my Chubby Batman figure. This presents... opportunities.
Presenting...

The Golden Lion.

His parents were killed by lions in a backyard private zoo. Now he's on a mission to destroy the private keeping of big cats. Might secretly be Carole Baskin.
Presenting...

Oni.

His parents were killed by a Japanese actor for coughing too much during a kabuki theater performance.
Presenting...

Wolfman.

His parents were killed by a pack of wolves. Is probably Liam Neeson from the movie "The Grey."
Presenting...

Bobblehead Black Mask.

This is just Batman from an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne became Black Mask. Also, everyone is a bobblehead in that universe.
Presenting...

The Silver Biker.

It's like if Batman became the herald of Galactus only with an outlaw biker theme instead of a surfer one. This idea has already been sued by Marvel.
Presenting...

Death Man.

His parents died of natural causes. Now he's out for revenge, vowing to kill death.
And that was Cezary's Quarantine Time. Thank you for taking this journey into the Batman-themed haunted house that is my mind.
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