Me seeing how many people have already bought the *rerelease* of my old silly zombie book

Me all the time: I shouldn’t bother to release anything new. Everybody has forgotten me, it’ll never sell enough copies to even cover editing.

My zombie rerelease: *sells enough copies in five hours to almost pay for the editing of the new release I’m too afraid to put out*

I am whole ass jack wagon

thank you so much, everyone