So, since im new hear I might aswell explain to yall my "Pears do not exist" Saga that i started on facebook.
> When Rick Ross was losing weight he said "Shout out all the PEAR" with no "s" at the end. ALL the PEAR makes no sense. Its like he knows there is 1 Pear. Just 1.
> "Pears" were "discovered" in 5 BC. The Library of Alexandria with all its information was burnt down in 48 BC.
> Public schools used to give us Pears during lunch. That same system gave us Milk and chicken sandwiches as breakfast. Untrustable
> Have you ever seen an individual between 18 and 35 eating a pear? No and heres why:
> Pears only show up when you are looking for them or in the hands of babies or old people.
> You aint ever seen no pear tree? Talkin about they grow on shrubs! Lies.
> when was the last time someone asked for Pear Juice? Never shit not real.
> P E A R - People Everywhere Are Retarded if they believe they exist.
> Never heard a Black person ask for pears and we are the only trustable humans on earth at the moment.
Lastly, Im telling you this because a woman today risked her life to go outside during quarantine to go to walmart to prove to me pears are real by going LIVE. What she forgot is that she is white and therefore shes lying.
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