I& #39;ve just rewritten "Bohemian Rhapsody" as a parody about Twitter because I& #39;ve nothing better to do!

I hope you like it &, as a fellow tweeter, can relate to it!

"Twitter Rhapsody"

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">Is Twitter real life?
Are tweets just fantasy?
Caught in a timeline
My escape from realityhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">Open replies
Look down at my phone and tweet
I& #39;m just a no one
There& #39;s no blue tick for me
Because the trends they come
Then they go
Someone died?
My gosh, no!
Anyone can tweet though
Likes don& #39;t cost a thing for me....

They& #39;re freehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">Twitter, believe me man
All these puns inside my head
Feed refreshed before I& #39;ve read
Twitter, can be so much fun
But now I find myself here every day!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">Twitter, ooooh
Didn& #39;t mean to stay online
But I& #39;ll be back again this time tomorrow
Tweeting on, tweeting on
As if timezones didn& #39;t matterhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">Too late, it& #39;s half past one
I& #39;m drunk far too much wine
I& #39;m replying all the time
Goodnight everybody!
I& #39;ve got to go
Gotta leave my DM chat and clean the room!

Drama! Ooooh noooo!
I& #39;m not gonna lie
I sometimes wish I& #39;d never signed up at allhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">I see a little tweet thief arsehole of a man
What a douche! What a douche!
Did he even write those tweets though?
Copy pasting writing
Stealing& #39;s never right
RETWEET!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">(What an arsehole!)
What an arsehole!
(What an arsehole!)
What an arsehole!
What an arsehole, don& #39;t steal, no!
Don& #39;t steal tweets no-o-o-o-o!

I see a troll boy, hating on my feed
He& #39;s just a troll boy
Hiding behind a screen
Report him for tweeting obscenities! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">Log out yes? Log out no?
Twitter& #39;s trapped me so
Addicted! No!
I won& #39;t admit it though
(Am I though?)
Addicted! I won& #39;t admit it, no
(Am I though?)
Addicted! I won& #39;t admit it, no
(Am I though?)
Won& #39;t admit it, no
(Am I though?)
Won& #39;t admit it, no-o-o-o-ohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">Never, never, never, never admit, noooooooo!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Oh diarrhoea, diarrhoea, diarrhoea
Taco Bell
Reply lol butts!
Has this app become my life
For me, for me, for meeeeee?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">So you think you& #39;ll DM me and say "hi babe, hi!"
Send a pic of your dick and expect a reply?
You& #39;re crazy!
Can& #39;t do this to a lady!
Just gonna get blocked
Just gonna get blocked out of here! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">Housework doesn& #39;t matter
Twitter& #39;s hook& #39;s in me
I& #39;m here getting fatter
Twitter friends, they matter
To meeeeee!

Likes don& #39;t cost a thing thoughhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📢" title="Public address loudspeaker" aria-label="Emoji: Public address loudspeaker">OK PEOPLE!!
By popular request, I& #39;ve just recorded my version of "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Here& #39;s "Twitter Rhapsody"

Thanks so much for taking 6 mins 5 seconds of your time to watch!
I really hope you enjoy it!
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Smiling face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with smiling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧡" title="Orange heart" aria-label="Emoji: Orange heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💛" title="Yellow heart" aria-label="Emoji: Yellow heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💚" title="Green heart" aria-label="Emoji: Green heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blue heart" aria-label="Emoji: Blue heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💜" title="Purple heart" aria-label="Emoji: Purple heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Smiling face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with smiling eyes"> https://youtu.be/MLUgxyL2P0c ">https://youtu.be/MLUgxyL2P...

I& #39;m adding this tweet too, because my YouTube video isn& #39;t available in some countries. Click on the tweet below for..

"Twitter Rhapsody"

shared in 3 videos!

Thanks so much! I& #39;m sure you can relate to my version of this Queen classic! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
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