I've just rewritten "Bohemian Rhapsody" as a parody about Twitter because I've nothing better to do!

I hope you like it &, as a fellow tweeter, can relate to it!

"Twitter Rhapsody"

Is Twitter real life?
Are tweets just fantasy?
Caught in a timeline
My escape from reality

..2

Open replies
Look down at my phone and tweet
I'm just a no one
There's no blue tick for me
Because the trends they come
Then they go
Someone died?
My gosh, no!
Anyone can tweet though
Likes don't cost a thing for me....

They're free

..3

Twitter, believe me man
All these puns inside my head
Feed refreshed before I've read
Twitter, can be so much fun
But now I find myself here every day!

..4

Twitter, ooooh
Didn't mean to stay online
But I'll be back again this time tomorrow
Tweeting on, tweeting on
As if timezones didn't matter

..5

Too late, it's half past one
I'm drunk far too much wine
I'm replying all the time
Goodnight everybody!
I've got to go
Gotta leave my DM chat and clean the room!

Drama! Ooooh noooo!
I'm not gonna lie
I sometimes wish I'd never signed up at all

..6

I see a little tweet thief arsehole of a man
What a douche! What a douche!
Did he even write those tweets though?
Copy pasting writing
Stealing's never right
RETWEET!

..7

(What an arsehole!)
What an arsehole!
(What an arsehole!)
What an arsehole!
What an arsehole, don't steal, no!
Don't steal tweets no-o-o-o-o!

I see a troll boy, hating on my feed
He's just a troll boy
Hiding behind a screen
Report him for tweeting obscenities!

..8

Log out yes? Log out no?
Twitter's trapped me so
Addicted! No!
I won't admit it though
(Am I though?)
Addicted! I won't admit it, no
(Am I though?)
Addicted! I won't admit it, no
(Am I though?)
Won't admit it, no
(Am I though?)
Won't admit it, no-o-o-o-o

..9

Never, never, never, never admit, noooooooo!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Oh diarrhoea, diarrhoea, diarrhoea
Taco Bell
Reply lol butts!
Has this app become my life
For me, for me, for meeeeee?

..10

..11

So you think you'll DM me and say "hi babe, hi!"
Send a pic of your dick and expect a reply?
You're crazy!
Can't do this to a lady!
Just gonna get blocked
Just gonna get blocked out of here!

..12

Housework doesn't matter
Twitter's hook's in me
I'm here getting fatter
Twitter friends, they matter
To meeeeee!

Likes don't cost a thing though

..13

OK PEOPLE!!
By popular request, I've just recorded my version of "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Here's "Twitter Rhapsody"

Thanks so much for taking 6 mins 5 seconds of your time to watch!
I really hope you enjoy it!

I'm adding this tweet too, because my YouTube video isn't available in some countries. Click on the tweet below for..

"Twitter Rhapsody"

shared in 3 videos!

Thanks so much! I'm sure you can relate to my version of this Queen classic!
https://twitter.com/urmumsausername/status/1248933793559429122?s=19