Ok so my mom started reading the Bible to me when I was about 3 or 4, and we read through it every year starting when I was 7 or 8.

So I figured I’d read through the Bible at least a dozen times by the time I was 21.

I JUST REMEMBERED SHE ALSO HAD THE BIBLE ON TAPES

I’ve heard the Bible read to me >20x

So just let me tell you two things.

1) The Bible sucks, there is NO cohesive narrative, the characters are unbelievable and have no consistent motivation, do not read it

2) quoting @laureneoneal: THE BIBLE IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN