The thing you have to know about Twitter is you could say "I really don't think we should murder kittens by pushing their bodies through a fine wire mesh" and in your comments at least three dudes would explain entirely seriously why sometimes you just might NEED to

(Followed by the eight guys who rush in to make usually the same joke, the two guys with GIFs and the one dude who is outraged that you're taking a stand about murdering kittens when climate change is the REAL problem, etc)