Thread by @shslwildcard, its happening and im sorry; homestuck live tweet thread ( atlas you [...]

its happening and im sorry; homestuck live tweet thread ( atlas you better read this or im gonna k )

disclaimer: i started reading this one time before but i got lost in what looked like an easter egg? and i was so??? disturbed???? so i didnt touch this again. until now anyways hello john

wait omg its his birthday soon hell yeah happy xth birthday i cant do maths

why did i go 'awwwww' reading about johns nerdness

WHY AM I RETRIEVING ARMS FOR HIM . HOW AM I MOVING THE CAKE OFF THE CHEST . WHO AM I

ive always wondered if these.... the um. what are they again? th e uh. the stucks. im going to call them stucks. yeah do the stucks have arms or

'you are neither of these things.' DONT BULLY HIM

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES THIS POKEDEX NOT WORK LIKE A NORMAL FUCKNIG INVENTORY

the arms just fucking APPARATE OUT OF THIN AIR AND ARE FLINGED ACROSS THE ROOM i cant do this folks

'squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.'
i now understand why homestucks are oppressed

i think i know that turntechgodhead is the one with the . the glasses . like the you know . the homestuck glasses . no the other ones

'arm-swingy-dealy thing'
i love him

why do john and dave ( ? ) sound like me and atlas

WHY ARE YOU COMBINGIN THIE FAKE ARMS WITH THE CAK E this all sounds so mundane meanwhile the things ive heard from homestuck are all like SPACE and DEATH and DESTRUCTION

I Don't Know What Any Of These Words Mean But I Will Act Like I Do

"who the fuck is betty crocker"
i know ive had this thought twice now

OMG IS GARDNEGNOSTIC THAT GIRL WITH THE RIFLE IDK WHO SHE IS BUT I LOVE

is tentacletherapist that one guy that looks cool as fuck but is controversial for some reason . one of the . trolls ?

B R O B L E R O N E

WHY IS HE PLAYNING PIANO AND WHY IS THAT GUY FROM ART ATTACK ON THE WALL IM GOING TO CRY

why is john exiting the house i thought this was homestuck

im going to have a crisis and be back after

they did surgery on a cake

im so scared whats happening oh god

I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING HOW ARE THESE CONTRAPTIONS APPARATING OUT OF NOTHINGNESS

i heavily identify with rose and by heavily identify i mean k

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

https://www.homestuck.com/images/storyfiles/hs2/00166.gif

i mean this

GARDEN KID DONT DIE PLEASE

W HAT IS ROSE DOIN G

excuse m

please im losing my fucking mind im not even 200 pages in

OH THATS ROSE!! YOU GO YOU FUNKY LITTLE LESBIAN

i cant do this i really cant

JUST EAT THE FUCKING APPLE POH MY GOKD

wait excuse m—DID THEY JUST D I E

i would like to say something witty and spare anyone who reads this a hint of schadenfreude here but im at my fucking limit

THIS IS A GA ME NOW ??

gently holds

THESE BORING MEN ARE UNINTERESTING.

you cant make this shit up.

ENOUGH STRANGE POETRY FROM THE RED TEXT.

i can already tell this is going to be my new coping mechanism

it is 5am . i am crying . i am stuck . at home . i am reading ... homestuck

you thought youd seen the last of me

why does dave have an embryo in a jar . on his shelves

im worried about dave tbh

OH MY GOD DAVE

oh anyways stan rose

i have decided im going to re-learn how to knit because i havent done it since MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE PERFECTLY GOD SCARF I KNITTED and then i gave up

'you left her a sincere THANK YOU NOTE, which you had legally notarized, and then marked with a drop of blood.'
SEE THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO K—STAN

everyone shut the fuck up this is a rose lalonde lovemail account now

who is gg i need to know

i ??? live for roses mother and johns father ??????

JOHN YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO GET THEM

JOHN. COOKIES. NOW.

john is constantly having a crisis and you know what i feel that

ROSE RAPPING ROSE RAPPING ROSE RAPPING ROSE RAPPING ROSE RAPPING

rose psychoanalysing john is me @ me at 6am

i want some cola nnow

this is killing me what is this guy doing . his name is someth ing with bond ? and hes the mayor of ? ?? ?? CA N TOWN ????

never in my life have i ever been more confused than what is currently happening aka timetravliing apocalypse ????

OH SO THAT WAS ACT 2 . HOW MANY ACTS ARE THERE

OH MY GOD THERES JADE I LOVE YOU

is. is jade a furry?

is karkat the cg person im losing my mind

NNANNAUIN IS SLAYING THE IMP BITCHES

THE WAY JADES GRANDFATHER JUST GOES '<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' I LOVE THAT

wai t wh

oh my god i hat that biochem thing WE GET IT YOU KNOW HOW AMINOACIDS WORK

wait. ecto. biology?

hello i love rose lalonde have i mentioned it yet

john is having a crisis over his dad being boring

now its a breakdown over betty crocker.

JADES DOG AWWWWW

what the fuck rose get out of there what

a fucking WHAT BOT NOW am i even surprised at this point

why is this so funny to me

rose psychoanalysing john is still so fucking hilarious

anyways so is rose ever going to do anything about the fact that she is going to die

GA: Oh My It Is Your Human Sarcasm Again
GA: I Enjoy Listening To It And I Wish Doing So Could Serve As My Primary Form Of Recreation
GA: There See I Just Did It Too

whoever this bitch is i love them

i dont know what to say right now except i love dave. are dave, john, rose and jade what people call the beta kids? i love the beta kids.

literally what the fuck just happened. i dont even have any specific questions to ask i just watched this montage of these kids fucking shit up in silence and apparently thats whats happening now.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN END OF ACT 3 .

oh great.

im currently reading a longer intermission and my god does it hurt to see those clocks destroyed. someone call sylar

YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL

'Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.'

homestuck was ahead of its time

BIZNASTY WHAT

MF JUST ATE EGGS. LIKE NOT ACTUAL EGGS BUT LIKE YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN

reading this as a non-american is wild. how does the kool-aid man plow through a wall? i dont know but it sure sounds stupid as fuck

IS THAT KARKAT

i love them all so much you dont understand

did dave just say he loves john in like. a genuine way

wasnt the world ending just a second ago

i cant do this

dude i think i recognise gc's typing quirk for all the wrong reasons but i cant put a name on it

oh god the titles. the roles. its happening.

i asked atlas about the confusing names and who john and who june and who aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is and im still confused but thats okay all i know is that i adore rose

if i havent said it before i also like ga whoever that is

dave as a wingman is so. adorable

WAIT IS THAT FEFERI

oh my god

ex fucking cuse me what is dave talking about why are john and jade dead when did that happen

you know what. im not going to question it. im not going to question it.

dave is talking to davesprite dave is talking to davesprite dave i

i doubt i will ever understand whats going on here. i have officially given up on trying, 1668 pages in.

why in the everloving fu

oh no thats sollux oh my god

MWOEWEOWOEOEOEOWMWMWMWMWOMMWOEWEOWMOEWOMOEOEWMOWMWEOWOEW
MEWMMWOMEWEOWEOEWOMOWEMWMOEWEOEMWMOMMWEMWOMWEWWMWMWOEWEO
MWMWOWEOWMEOMEWEMOMWEMWMOEWMOEWMOEWMWEWOMEWMOEMWOMEWMEWE
MWMOEOMMMOMOMOMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWEWMEOMWEMMOWWMWWMWMOEWEO
OOMOMOEEOMWMWEOWEOMWMOWMWEOMWEMWOWMWOEOMWEOMWWWMWEWE

john just created some baby clones whats poppin

THATS gamzee? oh my god

honk

oh THATS terezi wow stan

maam do you know that i love you

the prosecution sees no coin.

SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER???

i mean shes got a point, red chalk is the tastiest

oh my god is that nepeta. it has to be nepeta

whomst is this i have never see you

ok so theres solluWHAT IS GOING ON WITH NEPETA

okay so sollux is psionic, as one is

ohhhh wait is that 0ne aradia 0r whatever her name is i get a l0t mixed up

excuse me girl who tried befriending rose did WHAT

who is The Mysterious Spider Girl

anyways nepeta tiem

wait aradia is. dead. huh.

oh so thats vriska. well. i suppose im still hyper. lets go.

the most relatable thing out of everything that has happened so far is vriska stepping on a d4.

...the mystery white text. of course. is that a thing? the obligatory white mystery? i think so.

ohhhh no. why do equius' robots look like jades dreambot. is that a coincidence... maybe.

im a fan of this

what the fUAHAHAHHAHUCK WHAT THE FUCK IM TRYING NOT TO LOSE MY SHIT AT 4:26AM

god im heterophobic

question would i theoretically get cancelled for theoretically relating to vriska

i just kin characters that want to be hated your honour

equius is freaking me out but in a funny way

oh fuck i love aradia. also i hate the word at this point but equius is such a simp

this is way too fucking funny

obliterate him queen

EW NO

i have just been introduced to the concept of kismesis and it sounds like kısmet ( probably because its derived from a similar language; idk. im not a full fledged linguist ) and i am not a fan

FUCKING FINALLY ITS KANAYA I HAVE WAITED SO LONG I LOVE YOU

ooooh so ca is eridan...

hes just a little edgy and sad and thats okay

yeah kanaya i daydream about rose too i get it

what the fuck

im not ready for this talk

so lets ignore that troll romance bullshit and imagine me going oh thaaaats feferi

eridan :(

holy shit that whole vriska/tavros/aradia/terezi sequence. woah

im so proud

WOW OKAY I WAS ABOUT TO SAY "nice were back to earth" AND THEN THAT ENDING. FUCK THIS KISMESIS BULLSHIT WHAT IS THIS

rose is back thank you god

i remember alea posting this panel and i would like to say: thank you

this human emotion called friendship is killing me

sign me the fuck UP

shes asking for her name oh my god this is getting serious

i just think. they are neat

WHY IS VRISKA. WHY IS VRISKA. REDROM

i cant believe this was the last addition to the thread so

update: death and destruction

wait its actual death and destruction what the fuck is vriska doing

yes.

ahhhhhh

this is so damn funny terezi is just like ʷᵒᵗ

tavros :(

this image gave me whiplash

open it

the most important character in what now

jade manhandling her selfsprite for being a crybaby is a mood

this is what im talking about

jade flipping the fuck out is so hilarious and satisfying at the same time like. she deserves to fuck shit up sometimes too yknow

what is it with karkat and imagining past selves being in whatever the fuck kind of quadrant relationship with future selves

why is megalovania playing and everyone dying stop this immediately

ARADIA QUEEN

tavros :(

excuse me when did eridan join in on the killing bullshit hello

YOU BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH OF A BASTARD IM GOING TO KILL YOU

WHAT DOES THIS. HOW ARE YOU. WH

oh also i forgot to mention

honk

they cant all be dead can they. please

equius lowkey being into rp is so fucking funny i cant

HES PLAYING WITH HIS HAIR SIR he is just. he is. b

nepeta ships kanaya and rose sdjfnsjdfnhsjfd

SHE HAS A CRUSH ON KARKAT WHAT also future karkat/jade/present karkat auspistice what

NO FUCK YOU WHAT DID NEPETA SEE THROUGH THE GATE

i love how in /story/3438 the volume button is a horn

NEPETA NO

vriska you just killed him bro

stop making me FEEL BAD FOR YOU

ughghghhhhhh

reminder that i hat e the word kismesis and "dear kismesis" gave me the rest

did i just read troll lemon

KANAYA MY LOVE

THATS RIGHT

oh my god

ARE THOSE RED FEELINGS GODDAMMIT VRISKA NOT AGAIN

YES THEYRE RED FEELINGS FUCK

ARADIAAAAAAAAAAA

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL

this is why i kin

wait no roses mum :(

WAIT NO ROSE

i dont like where this is going

GODFUCKINGDAMMITROSE

smiles i want to protect:

wait johns right. this is the first time they met up. right? oh my god

OH MY FUCK NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

dave. honey.

oh its 2011 now i guess

oh my god vriskas ancestors matesprit is tavros ancestor no no no no

69 IS THE FORBIDDEN SYMBOL THANKS I HATE IT

okay but tavros ancestor killed vriskas ancestor thats interesting

ok edgelord

for gods sake i cant do this

FUCK THIS YOU CANT JUST TELL ME ROSE DIES AND MOVE ON

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

DESTROY THE BITCH

can we talk about this

another auspistice ( thats what its called right please tell me it is )

having to piece together these different memories is such a paaaain

i crave death

same

OH MY GOD

why is this so fucking funny i

the universe has. cancer? no like, the frog? why is the universe a frog again

blasphememes

this has been the funniest exchange in homestuck thus far

i am so fucking confused you dont even know

OKAY NO I GET IT NOW FUUUUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS

look!! look how cute she is!!

okay the world has ended how many times now

1) i love aradias ancestor 2) what the absolute fuck

I AM !!!!!! AAAAA THEM !!! KARKAT AND GAMZEE AND KANAYA AND TEREZI AND SOLLUX AAAAA !!!!! MY LOVE FOR TEREZI KANAYA AND SOLLUX JUST DOUBLED I LOVED THAT SEQUENCE

also karkat shooshing the others quadrant thoughts is adorable

WHAT IS HAPPENING

LOOK AT THEM AHHA DSAJDSNFDSNFSDF

SAFNDMSKDJFNKDSFNDSFSALF

mkdfmksmfsfmdsff

i would like to post all of them but i am currently at a loss

AWWWWWW

MOIRAILS !!!! MOIRAILS !!!!

poetry

if lord english actually honks im going to commit a murder

im so excited for act 6 holy shit

JANE CROCKER ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME

THIS FEELS SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS

oh hi jake

alphakidsalphakidsalphakidsalphakidsalph

i never want to hear about a man's virility ever again

holds gently

mister english i love you

IS UU A TROLL??? WJATS HAPPENING

im losing my shit over roxy but also. :(

i cant get over the way theyre talking i

THE >:B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM JANES GRANDFATHER OPPOSED TO JADES GRANDFATHERS <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love roxy

if this act contains even the hint of a love triangle i am starting a riot

WHY DOES ROXY KNOW ALL THESE TROLL TERMS also i adore her i literally CANT

somenone help im k

im k inngngnhhn i

YOU JUST SHOT TAVROS LUSUS BRO !!!!

ok maybe not but why are there lusus on earth bro

i am 90% love for jake bro

how THE FUCK did the MF mailbox just EXPLODE

yo when did jade achieve her dream of furrydom

NOOOOOOOOO NOT MISTER BOND

IF I SEE <3< ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME I WILL ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN G LOSE IT

thank u john very cool

the mythological references........ timaeustestified........... ariadnes threadspinner....................... god 8th grade me wouldve gone apeshit over this

i know im constantly repeating myself but 90% the love i have in my heart just goes to fictional characters