STORYTIME I GOT A HICKEY WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT 🤪🤪🤪🤪
so basically i was on a choir trip to new york a few years ago like 1 year ago and i was rooming with three other people right
so its me and my 3 girl friends (notice the space between girl and friend sadly i was still single a year ago) and we are on crack basically bc of the time change
also we were snowed in so our flight home got cancelled so we had to stay an extra day in new york and everybody in my room had a mental breakdown and this was us on an adrenaline rush
and SO one of my friends (who had previously been asked out as a joke 2 days before by a boy in our choir while we were on facetime with them while three of them were showering together after telling us they had lube in their hair)
SO SHE WANTS TO LOSE HER INNOCENCE RIGHT AND one of my other roomies has sex every other day so we were set for life up in this yitch no PROBLEM
so basically she asks this girl to give her a hickey but on her arm but nothing happens even tho idk why bc i swear her skin paler than a crisp leaflet of paper
so then all 4 of us basically tried to give each other hickeys but mama aint raise no bitch so i let them try wherever they wanted on my sexy bod 😎😎😎
so then it was like 2 AM SO we went to bed after sneaking out of our hotel room and buying italian food from this restaurant 5 blocks down 🤪🤪🤪🤪
and then i woke up the next morning with a hickey 💀💀💀💀 and no memory of what happened the night before other than facetiming straight while boys while they showered together and asked everyone out as a joke 🥴
yeah so i got a hickey from one of my friends that night but i don’t remember who and idk what rly happened so honestly 90% of this story could be straight fiction but idc as shakespeare once said “i dont have a dirty mind i just have a sexy imagination” 😍😍😌😌😌🤚
end of thread if anyone wants to sign up to give me a hickey that i actually remember slide into my dms they always open baby 😌😌
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