“So if I buy a signed book from @NowhereBookshop and write “surprise me” in the space where the inscription is, what happens?”

Well...
“Hmm. But eventually you got bored and just signed your name like a normal person, right?”

Well...
“Wow. So, but you didn’t actually mail those out, right?”

Well...
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