men be like "i'm sorry im not ready for a relationship right now, i think we moved too fast even though i was the architect of this connection's misfortune. it makes me uncomfortable to know that i have feelings. well wishes."

girls, gays, and theys, ... all of you are beautiful creatures worth so much more. i mean so much. whatever love you were about to give to this useless gutter individual, you give to yourself tenfold and you watch your world blossom.