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when I get married im going to allow myself 4.5 minutes of sleep so I can spend all my time cooking and cleaning for my husband. the small amount of sleep i do have isn’t for me it’ll be so that i can recharge and i am fit enough to serve my husband again.
i’ll make sure that when he comes home from work i’ll be on my knees by the door to take off his shoes and polish them for him and then I’ll carry him to the living room where his dinner will already be ready. i’ll stand in a corner facing the wall because i don’t deserve to look
i’ll lick his plates & eat his leftovers for my dinner i need to make sure i don’t waste any food feeding myself. i’ll then take his socks off and get him dressed and ready for bed. i’ll allow him to use me as a foot rest for when he wants to watch tv or use me as a table to eat
I’ll let him sit on my back and I’ll carry him on all fours like a dog to our bedroom and then I’ll place him gently on the bed. For dinner all I get to eat is his belly button fluff from when I clean it for him. I’ll blow his nose for him and clip his toenails with my teeth.
when he’s done taking a shit, i’ll wipe his ass for him because how dare my master’s hands get dirty. I won’t have a phone because he is all the entertainment I need. I won’t have any friends because he is all the company I need.
I wouldn’t dare sleep in the same bed as him because I wouldn’t want to disturb him in his sleep or take up any space or use any blanket. I wouldn’t ask him to spend money on my own bed so I’ll sleep under the kitchen sink to stay out of his way. I’ll use bin bags as a blanket.
if i get thirsty I’ll simply go over to the toilet bowl & drink his piss. after I have scrubbed the house top to bottom I’ll lock myself in a cage & stay out of his way as I would not want to annoy him. When he rings his bell to summon me I’ll let myself out & tend to his needs.
I wouldn’t ever look at him in the eye I’ll stare at the floor when he addresses me. I don’t deserve to lay eyes on him. If he asks me to cook him a meal at 3 AM, I will have my apron on in .001 nanoseconds. I’ll get to work, ready to serve my king.
if my husband cheats on me, i need to understand that i lacked something that made him cheat. so instead of leaving him for his actions, I will find that error in myself, correct myself, apologize to him and be a better person. he didn’t make a mistake. i did. he’s innocent.
I won’t leave my house without his permission. I’ll lie flat on the floor and allow him to use me as a treadmill and I’ll hang from the ceiling and allow him to use me as a punching bag
thank u 4 listening
