im finally watching the witcher and will livetweeting to entertain no one but myself

i would not only die for renfri i would also kill a gross sorcerer dude for her

roach is a bad name for a horse

aw no i liked eist. i didnt know his name until after he died, but he seemed like a good dude

BLACK GUY IN MEDIEVAL FANTASY THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE DONT KILL HIM AND ALSO LET HIM NOT BE THE ONLY ONE

okay, its official. im buying a sword

newly discovered: sword fighting with massive sexual tension is my kink

i really expected my girl to have been playing dead and then reach up and kill the guy with her broach. actually im pretty bummed it didnt happen