Good evening my neighbors, I trust you all had a stress-free day.
Remember when I was dragged like sumec generator that plug is bad last week?
Well today is payback day.
It's a thread

The year was 2014, the month was march when I resumed 100level 6 months after gaining admission because of ASUU strike. As per not so fresh fresher that left home with all the required OT for university life thanks to my uncle @cazeemtunde, my elder brother @BadmusOA and

@codebuzz_04 that have fortified me with necessary info on how not to behave like a jjc.
Ladies and gentlemen it's a tread!!!

I was in front of my level adviser's office waiting for my turn to complete my registration, that's when I heard this boy arguing intelligently with other freshers. I was surprised by his level of intelligence and good command of English diction.

Immediately I knew I've found a friend.
After all the registration brouhaha I approached him and said "bro let me take you to DH(cafeteria)".
That my people marked the beginning of a wonderful friendship that metamorphosed into brotherhood.

Well as the Lord will have it, he was in a room in the hostel with other unserious people like us and before you know it the squad grew bigger and everywhere was good.
Everybody was seeing him like a gentle boy because he is always on the bed.

He doesn't even go to night class or tutorials like the rest of us who go there to fornicate.
Little did we know he was a proper Yoruba Demon that is trying to acclimatize with the environment.

When everyone was will be going to class baba go dey bed with phone dey chat. Little did we know that baba was chatting with his high school sweetheart.
Awwwwwwn me self I go love oooo.
Baba became the model citizen for faithfulness in relationships.

Many of us want to be faithful in relationship just like him.
What we didn't know was he was just playing the fool. Fast forward to one of our chm111 lecture, I was sitting with my friend as usual in a very packed class in Dinning hall. While waiting for the lecturer to arrive

there was this slim beautiful girl in BCH sitting beside me.
As a serious student that I am, I was focused on my note that I didn't know my friend was exchanging message with this girl using his small phone.
Boom baba don collect number.
Wonda what?? Wondafu!!!

So somebody that have girlfriend can be toasting another girl in school??
Men will embarrass you.
That's how my guy started going out at night ooo, just to be with the new babe.
But because the main girl is serving a living God that relationship ended in premium tears.

On one faithful night toward the end of first semester baba was very hungry and he told his babe that he is hungry, babe sha give him one excuse that she is not around.
What we didn't know is that babe was cooking for another of our friend that she had plans with that evening.

Sir lobatan God will judge you.
Long story short babe cooked indomie with fried egg for this our other friend and they were even feeding each other in front of Block N (female hostel).

After sir lobatan too chop indomie, instead of him to keep quiet, rara ooo
He came to the room and started gisting us about how he is just coming from girls hostel where he was with our friend's girlfriend eating noodles and they were even feeding each other .

My guy dey bed dey boil like Julius Berger Asphalt coal tar.
That's how the first relationship get azzdent.
Women will embarrass you.

The story did not end there oooo.
Fast-forward to second semester 100lvl, I was in class reading base on I need to improve my CGPA before I disgrace my parents.
That's when this fine girl approached me that I should give her my number so she can call me to photocopy the material

Because no girl has ever approached me for my number before, I gave her with a speed of 3 * 10^8 m/s.
Fast forward again to test period of that same semester, we were in GK for phy123 when I saw this girl and we greeted.

That's how my friend started disturbing me if I have the girl's number that he knew her when he came for post-utme bla bla.
Because I'm a nice person, I still gave him oooo.
Before I could say Adiabatic, relationship have started in earnest.

And that was when we began our political journey, the plan was to start small till we rise to the position of president. Him in the faculty, me in the department.
Back to the relationship matter, baba started snapping pre- wedding pictures all over the school

The relationship was good for a while but the main chick was still fervent in her prayers and this one too also ended but not in ice cold tears but mildly warm tears.And the political journey started,

I was there Director of welfare of our department while he was the P.R.O of the faculty.Then I proceeded to Financial Secretary while he went to the SRA to gather legislative experience.
Then I became President of NAPS and he emerged the President NUPSSA.

We are not getting younger and for every king there is a queen, for every President there is a first lady. I went in search of mine and I found her even though it ended in premium tears.
Meanwhile baba decided it's time to take things serious with his high school sweetheart.

Everywhere was rosy, he'd spend hours chatting with her on the phone.
Despite his busy schedule he still made time for her, I mean you have to give him credit piloting the affairs of more than 4000 students and he still had time for the love of his life.

Fast forward to end of first semester 400lvl, baba told me he already picked a date he is going to marry "Her Royal Highness" *October 1st 2022*
I was very happy cos at least I will get to go agbada geng. before I knew it another pre-wedding picture was flying all over the place.

The bottom line of all this is that, the girl left baba because she found another guy and she believes he doesn't have her time.
Now my agbada still remain starched awaiting the new date and the new fiancee.
See this agbada gang? We must do it.