I remember once I was at Thanksgiving with my family when I was like 17, and we started to watch Footloose (partially filmed in my home town and at my grandparents house) and I told her that Kevin Bacon made me horny and she got mad at me

ONLY because she was trying not to laugh.

Oh also if I ever start to complain about wrinkles please shake me.

Eventually your skin is going to fall off your bones so why worry about it???????????????

Your skin isn't there to impress people it's there to hide and protect your disgusting insides!!!!!