The Fran Lebowitz interview is the greatest thing I& #39;ve ever read in my life.

"Last night, I was peeling a cucumber and I was infuriated. Like, why am I peeling this cucumber? Why am I not in a restaurant, where they know how to peel a cucumber, and where I’m not doing it?"

This is also the least cynical thing I& #39;ve ever read in my life.