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Later I’m gonna tell y’all the story of how someone came in my crib and they were not exactly invited. https://twitter.com/wiolono_/status/1247940791936450561

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Alright.

HEAR YE HEAR YE !

I only got a little bit before my baby comes through and snatched my phone like this, so let’s start story time.

This is the story about how someone came into my spot and it took two grown people to get them out.

For confidentiality reasons, names will be different names. If you know the parties involved, sit on that shit.

So it all begins with a quiet and relaxing spring day in good ole Muncie, Indiana. The sun was shining perfectly, and it was my first semester back in Ball State.

I’ll tell you the story of triumph on how I got kicked out and then back in later, stay with me on this story.

So it’s a nice day, like a Friday or sumn and I decide to stay home instead of going to class.

It was one of my first skip days so I didn’t mind, and it was one of the rare times that me and all my roomates were in the crib together.

We had this three bed duplex right behind the Student Center and we were never all home at once.

I mean it was like some Brady Bunch shit where me, my boy Bosco and my boy Liam were at the crib cleaning, studying and smiling like

It was a good day. And one where there were only four of us living in this duplex instead of the usual 6+. More on that another time lol.

So anyway, I’m in the hall talking to Bosco about something goofy prolly when *BOOM BOOM BOOM

*

There is a rather...angry knock at our door. I look at him and he looks at me like

Then we hear the same knock again...but LOUDER and ANGRIER. This time I’m 100% sure I know who it is: Fiona, Bosco’s girl. He know it’s her too so he ain’t tryna get the door.

But we know she can’t be out there forever. He had a knowing look like trouble was on the other side of the door, and by this time Liam had come out so we

had to confirm it was her. I look out the blinds of my window like a old white lady hearing negro voices walking down her street

We lived where a bunch of street parking was and surely enough, Fiona’s car is on the street in front of the crib.

I tell Bosco and he is really reluctant to go to the door. So I tell him

‘I’ll come down the stairs a little bit for you.’ I’m not sure if he was comforted by this, but nevertheless Bosco begins to go to the door, and I come down the steps.

Man the crib got quiet. Really quiet. We all nervous and not knowing what’s about to happen. It’s like when you get an F on your report card and you don’t know if ya moms is gon beat your ass or not.

Bosco opens the door and all I hear is ‘FUCK YOU BOSCO!’ and the shuffling of feet very loudly.

I rush down the stairs and all I see is a woman in the crib, throwing some hefty jabs and kicks looking just like

And this is where I do some BACKSTORY!

So boom like I said, me and the homies lived in this cool lil duplex. Our neighbors hated us, but we were in walking distance of campus, buses, and The Village.

For those that don’t know the Village, it’s just a tiny portion of Muncie where the college bar scene is. Like a mini 6th Street, or abroad Ripple, or whoever you go and get drunk.

I had some fun times there, sticking my face in titties, getting rejected, police shit. Whatever the case, it’s been around the Village.

Anyway, before we lived in this duplex, me Liam and Bosco lived in different places.

So before we moved in together, Bosco had been talking to this girl Fiona.

I’d met her a few times, and she was lovely. She used to run with these other two girls who were just as pretty as her, and naturally the three women

in their group talked to three of my homies. It was mostly friendly, but obviously as time went on, things got more romantic.

Especially when Bosco and another homie worked at Verizon with two of the girls in this group.

Now the homie Bosco (again, if you know him, refrain from outing the kid) was a hilarious dude from a very unfunny part of Indiana. He was a wild man to say the least, but he was funny so you might miss the wildness.

He had a thing for this girl Fiona for a minute. So working with two of her friends was like Black Jesus coming down and giving him a high five

Or dap as that picture shows.

My man has the perfect layup into what he knew was some coochie.

What he ain’t know is that if shorty name ends in the ‘uh’ sound that she gon be uhhh headache lol. But more on that later.

Anyway, I’m living my life while all this is going on. Hoeing, as I’ve been known to do, and other scholarly shit. Mind you all this backstory is starting like...6-9 months before Fiona’s untimely visit, just for context.

So boom, I meet Fiona a few times and she’s this petite light skin gal, prolly not even black. But soft spoken and always kind to me. Never had issues with her.

When me, Liam (who is a white dude, as you can tell by Liam) and Bosco

finally move in together, some point during this time, Bosco and Liam become a couple. Or something like that. Idk, I was busy tryna get my Associate degree and getting back into Ball State so I missed a lot.

By this time we are certainly 3-5 months before the event in the main story.

I’m spending a lot of time away from the crib, but I do notice that before I leave for evenings, Fiona is usually coming around or already in the crib in Bosco’s room.

They seem happy, until they don’t. Sometimes when I stay in my home, I hear Bosco and Fiona talking. But Bosco is always hushed tones and Fiona is much less hushed and much more angry.

By the time I get back into Ball State, I’m barely seeing Bosco ever. He is either working one of three jobs, or sleep.

He was impersonating a Jamaican nigga but not for fun lol

I’m seeing much less Fiona too. In fact, I don’t see Fiona at all.

We had finally got down to like four people in the crib a month before ‘the visit.’ Our fourth roomate was another homie. He said he talked to Bosco and asked him ‘Why you sleep like you got a baby on the way?’

That was always an odd statement to me, but I ain’t think shit of it fr.

I just lived my life until that March (or April) day I decided to stay home from my Pop Culture class and clean The Oreo with the homies.

The Oreo was the name of the crib btw. The leaseholders were two black dudes and a white dude, so we called it The Oreo.

So boom, here we have a perfect spring day in Muncie, which in my time living there has almost never got perfect days, and I’m cleaning and chilling with the homies.

Taking self care day, before I even knew that self care had a name, and the ghost of Filipinas past banged on the door bringing whatever bullshit in with her.

As a quick final note, the homie Bosco has told us that day a little bit about how crazy Fiona had been with him. Yelling and being wild and other shit. So when she kicked on the door, we had, or at least

me and Bosco has prepared for the worst. Liam, well...idk have you ever known a Liam to be helpful lol?

Now that we are all up to speed, let us jump back into the drama

Side note. In a previous tweet I said ‘Bosco and Liam became a couple.’ What I meant is that ‘Bosco and Fiona became a couple.’

Aight so boom, we at the part where Bosco opens the door and Fiona comes in pelting him with jabs. I rushed down the stairs and I’m in SHOCK.

He like 6’0, she 5’5 and she beating his shit like

Imagine the belt being punches. She throwing them shits saying ‘FUCK YOU BOSCO.’ Kicking and some mo shit in these lil ugly black wedges and he’s tryna Matrix block them punches.

Meanwhile I’m looking like this blurry pic

But I snapped out of it and ran up to try and break the fight up. They all over the kitchen tearing shit up. She still screaming. I’m tryna get in between.

I finally get them apart a bit and Fiona like ‘YOURE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME THE MONEY.’

I have literally no idea what this mean but he like ‘I told you I was gon bring it to you yesterday.’ Oddly calm.

I’m on edge. We still in the kitchen.

I’m tryna get Bosco to the living room and Jesus this girl just followed right after him. The front door is still open so I close it.

I’m behind them and then this girl says to Bosco ‘you’re disgusting’ and she SPIT on him.

I ain’t never seen this outside a movie so I’m REALLY confused. And disgusted like

I manage to get in between them and Bosco goes to sit on a couch. Fiona is standing but she is fuming and her energy is bad. Liam is nowhere to be found. I’m on the wall away from them.

Still confused how a human spit on another. Surprised at how calm he is. Scared of what’s gonna happen next.

I’ll keep it a stack, I don’t even remember what they were talking about. I said a couple things but mostly stayed quiet. Bosco talked and Fiona yelled.

There was some tense peace, for maybe like two minutes. I just remember Bosco got up and then Fiona spit on him AGAIN.

Now I had only seen Bosco get mad once. And half mad once, after knowing him for years. She spit and he he got up like he was finna demolish her shit.

I’m thinking

I’m also simultaneously moving to get her the fuck out the crib. Bosco didn’t spazz on her but her starting grabbing her to get her out as well.

She starts kicking and screaming looking like

Aight aight aight, here’s the conclusion to this wild story of shorty being here beating on my friend lol.

So boom, she’s kick and screaming looking like an exorcism is taking place. All I think about is how to get the fuck out the crib. Guess I was a preacher in that moment lol

Apparently that’s on Bosco’s mind as well

cuz my boy is using his strength finally to help get her out. I come into the foray try figure out how to grab her up looking like dude in the red

Now if you attached a 100 pound bag to her ass, then soaked them both in water then the total weight would be like 115 lol. She was a very pale stick.

Imagine sumn like this. Part of the stick is black cuz she might have had a lil black in her lol, idk

But she must have had a supernatural power of angry women past on her side, cuz Bosco had a ferociously difficult time getting his hands on her and stopping the blows

But I do come over and while he’s pulling, I’m pushing. I’m over talking bout ‘AYE WE NEED TO GET THIS BITCH OUT THE HOUSE’ and she like

So we finally get her to the hallway between the living room and kitchen and she grabbed onto the entry way door frame and is not letting go.

She look like Tony Stark tryna pick up Mjolnir

About ten longgg seconds of her octopus grip on the frame I tell Bosco ‘Aye grab her legs!’

So he does then he sets them back down and in my head I’m like noooooooooooo

Whole time she still wriggling and screaming ‘GET THE FUCK OFF MEEEE’

While that’s going on, Bosco opened the front door, which is right where the kitchen is. Man, shoutout to that boy for such a genius play. Sometimes I still think of that move like

So as soon as he started heading back, I began prying her fingers off the door frame and he picks her legs back up.

I f i n a l l y get her fingers off

The doors frame. She kicking and screaming. We get her to the front door and Bosco puts her legs down and I get Fiona upright while she’s wriggling

Now our place had a four or five step walk up porch to get the front door. It was prolly like four feet off the ground.

So when we got Fiona to the front door, I gave her a

what I thought was a light push and this girl went FLYING off the porch.

It looked just like this

So we got this super pale, skinny as, uber lightskin woman that has clearly been PUSHED from like four feet up down to the ground, hair flying and loud ‘AHH’ at what is surely one of the busiest intersections around campus with hella cars around.

Talk about bad.

I mean a couple of cars even stopped at the intersection upon seeing Fiona fly out the crib.

Bosco must have realized how bad the optics were because he went down the stairs, bare feet and all

To collect her. He grabbed her and said ‘Aye we don’t need to be doing all this outside just come back in.’

Nigga what?

He just invited this wicked witch back in the crib? And on everything I just knew, there was no way that shit was gonna happen.

They start coming up the steps, he’s in front of her a bit still tryna call her down. I’m in the doorway and I let him go by me. As Fiona tried to get by I hit her with the

And I tell her ‘Aye you not coming back in this mf, Iont give a damn!’

And she get furious like ‘Oh really Gabe, you’re gonna hit a pregnant female?’

Pregnant? By who?

And as the the lightbulb goes

on in my head, something else goes upside it because my whole shit go like

And I realize that I’ve been SLAPPED.

Straight across the face.

I been slapped once, but that time ain’t like this time. This time it got no reserve in it. It’s just a full ass slap and I feel like there was a lot of shock going around.

But we ain’t got time to focus on it before my shit goes like this (cuz you know I wear glasses)

AGAIN.

This girl done rocked my shit AGAIN.

Two full slaps straight across my shit within like two seconds of each other.

She did it like a furious champ.

Now I’m mad. And honestly I was ready to RKO her shit. Cuz normally I’m like this dude, calm and collected (not deporting people though)

But I’m tryna be like this and lay her ass out.

I look around see there’s still people around so she like ‘Fuck you Gabe, you AND your...’ idk she saying a bunch of shit and I’m just telling her ‘You ain’t coming in this mufucka bro’.

So she hurls more insults, Bosco still behind me and and I’m still guarding the entrance on some Gandalf shit

Fiona understands she ain’t getting past me, the she still talking wild shit and hops in her whip like nothing just transpired

I close the door, and me and Bosco go to the living room and sit. Liam is at the bottom of the stair looking like

We all breathe a heavy sigh and realize that this day is wilder than we could have expected. We laugh a lil and debrief and what. the. fuck just happened.

And that ladies and gentlemen, that is the story about how Fiona crazy ass intruded in the crib and it took me and the homie using some actual force to get her crazy ass out.

I didn’t skip much class after that lmao

In time, I’ll tell y’all about my 24th birthday lol.

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