Daisuke: why doesn't Haru like me? I just want to work well together and be friends

EP 1:

*blows cigar smoke in his face*
*plows into numerous cars with /his/ car*
*almost runs over a mom and son and also HARU, then crashes into a pole*
*assaults a prince and takes his car*

+
*interrupts and redirects an active police chase*
*causes BILLIONS of Yen in property damage*
*lets Haru fall off the bridge and into a river when all he had to do was EXTEND HIS HAND and help him up*

Daisuke: what am I doing wrong
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