Maybe it's just me, but venturing out for groceries really ramps up my anxiety, and Pakistani elite awam doesn't help.

Went to Springs the other day. They had marked circles for the queue outside but the line went past the circles and beyond it people were all ghussoing

I got in line but stood beside it to try & maximize distance. When the queue got to the marked circles the man behind me was still too close. I turned & said "bhai Thora faasla rakhain"

"array aap ne mask pehna hai aap ko kuch nahi hona. Wese bhi fasla rakhnay se farq nhi parta"

Extremely irritated at this reply, I said "theek Hai nahi farq parta ho magar yahan kisi waja se yeh dairay banaye hain na. Pls peeche ho jayein"

Once again he doesn't move and instead does a laughing "bhai kuch nahi hota ha ha"

I was fuming but just said...

"theek Hai but pls duur ho jayein"

At this point, he does this big laugh and says "dekhain I'm a doctor I know what I'm talking about..."

AS HE SLAPPED HIS UNGLOVED HAND ON MY SHOULDER.

I literally jumped in the air and said "chuuh kyun rahay hain bhai kya doctor hain aap?!?!"

So ofc in reply HE got pissy and did this angry "acha acha" while taking a mask out of his pocket and putting it on.

He then says to me "BTW aap ke mask mei masla hai side se band nahi sab virus ghuss jaye ga"...

Why do such people even exist?!?!