The football world is getting a lot of stick for its #coronavirus response but we think the music industry should do more!

First, we must highlight the severity of COVID-19, given that even the @royalblooduk has been affected. We’ve had the @QueenWillRock on TV talking about it.

Viruses like these are @thekillers.

A lot more time and effort will be spent in finding @thecure or @thevaccines for COVID-19, our @theenemyband, before we can finally say @takethat to #coronavirus.

We may have missed the @BlossomsBand of Spring, but remember people, if we want to get at least @5SOS and enjoy that @partynextdoor, we MUST #StayHomeSaveLives this @theweeknd!

Stay in, maybe watch the @Tyga King, and set a good @example for others. This applies to us, and @U2!

If you don’t fancy watching any TV, why not brush up on your culinary skills? Maybe go easy on the @ChiliPeppers with the toilet roll stocks at an @AllTimeLow.

Try baking? Our tip: add a @LittleMix of @GerryCinnamon and @TheSaltNPepa for the perfect blend of @spicegirls.

If we all adhere to the rules, it won’t be long before the football is back and we can look forward to supporting our favourite teams like the @KaiserChiefs or @LCFC in their @Pink away kit.

But once again, to be @JamesBlunt about it, the message is #StayHomeSaveLives.

We don’t want people to be out having an unnecessary @TheClash with #ThePolice either.

Don’t make these restrictions, and this disease, last @yearsandyears.

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