okay im starting guardian aka chinese shadowhunters as someone said
someone said guardian was gay the same way untamed is... and i can see it
maybe until we meet again can be our always
he's gonna regret that
are we still talking about the bruise?????????????
BRUHHHH THE SEXUAL TENSION
is he?? touching??? his chest?? to?? feel his pulse?? after zhao left??? cause.....BRUHHHHH
HIS FACE DJDJSKSSKSKSK HE IS LITERALLY NOT BUYING THAT BULLSHIT
oh the foreshadowing
SHUT THE FUCK UP
HE STAYED WITH HIM ALL NIGHT OMG
HE EVEN CLEANED UP THE PLACE PLS
WHAT
I KNEW GUO WAS GONNA ORDER A SEX DOLL DKKDDKDKDDKDKDDLDLLD
oh that's gonna be funnnnnn
umm.. is she that small or are they giants????
i mean im not the person who uses glasses on a daily but i don't think that's how you fixed them
he looks like that one myspace kid who thinks he's emo but only knows one my chemical romance song and has a diary that's full of "song lyrics"
THESE GAYS ISTG
my dudes is this how y'all look at your homies
DON'T TELL ME HE SMELLED THE COAT HE GAVE SHENWEI AND LAUGHED CAUSE HE HAS BEEN WEARING IT THE WHOLE DAY CAUSE I WILL CRY
okay scratch that last twt cause apparently shenwei killed some stinky ass monster and it's juices splashed to the fucking coat
I LOVE HIM DJDKDKS
save Guo from himself
SJSSJSKSKSKS HE-
shenwei in a tank top tho 👌🏻
there is no heterosexual explanation for this
nope not buying it
ngl the ost of guardian fucking slaps
HOW IS THIS "BROMANCE"??????
shenwei: *knocks out almost a hundred mind controlled people in a single second*

shenwei when asked about how did he do that:
bitch how do you see???? you're not a shoujo anime character cut your bangs
THE FEAR IN SHENWEI'S EYES PLS
both of my aesthetics fighting
MY HEART OMG
WAITHRHSKPSJRI WHAT THE FUCK NO
I THOUGHT HE WAS PLAYING BEING MIND CONTROLLED AND LIKE EVEN THOUGH HE ACTUALLY SHOT HONG BUT NOW HE SHOT SHENWEI TOO AND WITH THAT FUCKING GUN OMG WHAT IS HAPPENINGDJDJD
OH THANK FUCKING GOD I KNEW IT
I HATE YOU TWO OMG WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR MY EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
anygays zhao yunlan sexy
sir- stop fucking him with your eyes pls thank u
should i leave??
CHILD.......
HOW IS THIS BROMANCE?????????????? LISTEN TO HIS VOICE OMG
but if you look like that how is he supposed to say no
HIS LIFE FLASHED BEFORE HIS EYES DJDKSKDKSKSSŞLDLDLD
are they related to lan wangji and wei wuxian??
CHU'S PUPPET IMCRYINGJDSKKSKSSJDKDDKDDKKDKD
DJDJSJSJSKSKSKS HES CARRYING THE PUPPET LIKE A BABY PLS HE'S A SOFTIE SHUT UP
im about to give one man rights
OH SHUT UP WITH YOUR "BROMANCE" BS
CHU'S FACE SJSJSJJSKSKSKSSKSK HE'S LIKE BITCH PLS
oh yeah "brotherhood" my ass
HE IS SOFJDDKDJJDJDJDDK IM GONNA START BARKING
says the man who has been in love with his "bRo" for thousands of years
LOOK AT HIS FACE WHEN HONG SAID ZHAO AND SHEN HAD A GREAT "FRIENDSHIP" MY HEART
OHMYFOD DIDJDDJDKDKD WE HAVE AN EVIL TWIN PLS
HE WAS IN THE BRINK OF DEATH BUT THE FIRST NAME HE CALLED OUT AFTER WAKING UP IS "SHEN WEI"?????? ARE YOU KIDDINGJDKD MESJSSKLS
SHUT THE FUCK UP NO HE LOST HIS SIGHT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHATTHEFUCK
HE PUT ON ALARMS FOR SHENWEI'S CLASS HOURS EYE- JSKSSKSSKSSKS EVEN THE DOCTOR IS SMILING SHUT UP
I HATE HIM JDKDDKSKKSDJDJJDDJDKD
THE WAY SHEN DIDNT EVEN WAIT FOR ZHAO TO FINISH HIS SENTENCE TO TELL HIM HE'S WORTH IT IM GONNA CRY PLS
THIS FUCKING SCENE OHMYFOD THE WAY THEY BOTH LOOK AT EO WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES CAUSE THEY BOTH HATE TO SEE THE OTHER SUFFERING MY HEART IS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES
when you think about how zhao thinks his life doesn't deserve to be saved, he doesn't deserve to be cared for or loved the way shen does it for him without even thinking it might cause him his life......
WHAT THE FUCK DDJDJDKDDKDDDKDKKDKDKDKDKDKDDKDKDKDKKDKDDOD
EYE-
AND LOOK AT SHENWEI'S "NOT AMUSED" FACE DJDJDJDJDJDDJJDDKKD HE CLEARLY ENJOYED THAT
LOVERS WORLD SHUT UP JDDJJDDJDKDDD
WHAT EVEN IS THIS EPISODE anYMORE IMCRYINGJDSKKSKSS
I HATE IT HERE
that's hot
me to myself when some people tries me
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAS A TWIN WHATTHEFUCK DJDDJKDDKDK
THE WAY THEY HOLD ON TO EACH OTHER PLS IM CRYING
WE GOT A HUG ARE YOUKIDDSING ME WE WON WE FUCKINGWON LOOK AT THEM
WAIT........ SOMETHING IS OFF WHT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
that's not chang cheng right???? is it?? or is chu still dreaming?? what. the. fuck. is. happENING?!!!
WAIT IS YE ZUN IS FUCKING CONTROLLING SHIZUI TO GET THE HALLOWS FOR HIM USING CHANGCHENG??! (!! (!) (? (:66)6)3!(6(6:6(
THANK FUCKING GOD THAT GAVE ME SO MUCH ANXIETY
I HATE IT HERE WAIT NO NONONONONONNBOBONONONONNO NO NO PLS MY PURE BABY PLS NO HE CAN'T DIE I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS
THE FUCKING NERVOUS BREAKDOWN I JUST HAD WAS FOR NOTHING ISTG-
ARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how to make them hold hands without making it look "gay"

-every "bromance" ever
HUSBANDS
that is some childhood trauma right there
YE ZUN DJJSSJSJJSJS THAT'S YOUR BROTHER'S BOYFRIEND PLS
the moment when you go back 10000 years and see your husband's emo phase
THE SIDEBURNS OMGJDJDJDJDDJJDJDJDJDDKDKDKD
MY LUNGS JDJSSJSJJSSJSJJSJDSJJSJDJDJDJSDJJDJDDJDJDJDJDDJ
there is a war coming, people are dying, it's 10,000 years back to the past and they are still like this YOU TWO ARE INSUFFERABLE
SHEN WEI FELL IN LOVE JUST LIKE THAT
STOP IT
SHUTHEFUCKUP
YOU'RE A CINNAMON ROLL PLS
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i-i have nothing to say...
CAN YOU HEARRRR MY HEART BEATTTT TIRED OF FEELINNG NEVER ENOUGHHHH
I LOVE THEM PLS
YOU LITTLE SHIT I CRIED FOR YOU
THERE WE FUCKING GO THAT ICONIC LINE OHMYFODOJRKDDKD
THEY ARE SO IN LOVE PLS
ye zun was just a baby who wanted his brother's care 😭😭
ONLY 5 EPISODES LEFT
this bitch ass is so beautiful I HATE IT
zhu yilong is GOD
these find the differences games are getting pretty hard
yun lan was the first to put his hand and the last, over shen wei's hand......
EXCUDEMEDKDJDDKDKDKDKDKDKDKD WHATDKDKKDKDDKDKKDKDDK WHAT KINDA SCI-FI GREEN SCREEN BULLSHIT IS THIS JDJDDKD KDKD
so you're telling me after ye zun sucked lin jing to his body, this bitch is not DIGESTED yet and he can still use his PHONE and ON TOP OF THAT he founds his ex gf's belongings and cries...... WHATSKSKKSSLLS
same energy
i took a quick break to look at episode titles and... shen wei sweetie.. a wall size painting??? really??
the "white old men" vibes i get from this man is concerning
ye zun: i hate you so much brother, i live through these past years just for this hatred, to see you suffer, to see you die

shen wei:

ye zun: yun la-
beyonce wrote halo for guo changcheng
he's literally speaking with venom, he FUCKING means it
WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO PYSCHOPATHS
WHATHRFUCKKD NO
MY FUXJING HEART YE ZUN JUST WANTRF HIS BIG BROTHER WITH HIM THIS IS SO SICK ANDTWISTED
ITS THE LOLLIPOP WRAP ARE YOUKIDDSING ME
FUCK NO NONONONO I'M NOYALLOWHING THISMFUCK NO
OBMGJFDUDJDJ SHUT UOPLS NO IDONTWANT THIS TAKEI IT BACK
what
what's happening
WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG
EVERYTHINGIS WRONG WHRE IS ZHAO YUNLAN AND SHEN WEI
WAIDUDSSUDI WHATTHEFUCK YUNLAN IS ALIVE HES NOT DEAD WHATTHEFUCK WHAT
THE FUCKING ANXIETY IM GETTING FROM THIS SHOW I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IH IFUCKOGH HATE IT SO MUCH HEIS NOT HERE THATS NOT HIM I'M GOINGTO RIP ALL MY HAIR OUT
until we meet again.
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