okay im starting guardian aka chinese shadowhunters as someone said
he looks like that one myspace kid who thinks he's emo but only knows one my chemical romance song and has a diary that's full of "song lyrics"
DON'T TELL ME HE SMELLED THE COAT HE GAVE SHENWEI AND LAUGHED CAUSE HE HAS BEEN WEARING IT THE WHOLE DAY CAUSE I WILL CRY
okay scratch that last twt cause apparently shenwei killed some stinky ass monster and it's juices splashed to the fucking coat
ngl the ost of guardian fucking slaps
shenwei: *knocks out almost a hundred mind controlled people in a single second*
shenwei when asked about how did he do that:
shenwei when asked about how did he do that:
I THOUGHT HE WAS PLAYING BEING MIND CONTROLLED AND LIKE EVEN THOUGH HE ACTUALLY SHOT HONG BUT NOW HE SHOT SHENWEI TOO AND WITH THAT FUCKING GUN OMG WHAT IS HAPPENINGDJDJD
HOW IS THIS BROMANCE?????????????? LISTEN TO HIS VOICE OMG
HIS LIFE FLASHED BEFORE HIS EYES DJDKSKDKSKSSĆLDLDLD
LOOK AT HIS FACE WHEN HONG SAID ZHAO AND SHEN HAD A GREAT "FRIENDSHIP" MY HEART
HE WAS IN THE BRINK OF DEATH BUT THE FIRST NAME HE CALLED OUT AFTER WAKING UP IS "SHEN WEI"?????? ARE YOU KIDDINGJDKD MESJSSKLS
SHUT THE FUCK UP NO HE LOST HIS SIGHT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHATTHEFUCK
HE PUT ON ALARMS FOR SHENWEI'S CLASS HOURS EYE- JSKSSKSSKSSKS EVEN THE DOCTOR IS SMILING SHUT UP
THE WAY SHEN DIDNT EVEN WAIT FOR ZHAO TO FINISH HIS SENTENCE TO TELL HIM HE'S WORTH IT IM GONNA CRY PLS
THIS FUCKING SCENE OHMYFOD THE WAY THEY BOTH LOOK AT EO WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES CAUSE THEY BOTH HATE TO SEE THE OTHER SUFFERING MY HEART IS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES
when you think about how zhao thinks his life doesn't deserve to be saved, he doesn't deserve to be cared for or loved the way shen does it for him without even thinking it might cause him his life......
WHAT THE FUCK DDJDJDKDDKDDDKDKKDKDKDKDKDKDDKDKDKDKKDKDDOD
EYE-
AND LOOK AT SHENWEI'S "NOT AMUSED" FACE DJDJDJDJDJDDJJDDKKD HE CLEARLY ENJOYED THAT
WHAT EVEN IS THIS EPISODE anYMORE IMCRYINGJDSKKSKSS
that's hot
WE GOT A HUG ARE YOUKIDDSING ME WE WON WE FUCKINGWON LOOK AT THEM
WAIT........ SOMETHING IS OFF WHT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
that's not chang cheng right???? is it?? or is chu still dreaming?? what. the. fuck. is. happENING?!!!
WAIT IS YE ZUN IS FUCKING CONTROLLING SHIZUI TO GET THE HALLOWS FOR HIM USING CHANGCHENG??! (!! (!) (? (:66)6)3!(6(6:6(
I HATE IT HERE WAIT NO NONONONONONNBOBONONONONNO NO NO PLS MY PURE BABY PLS NO HE CAN'T DIE I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS
HUSBANDS
there is a war coming, people are dying, it's 10,000 years back to the past and they are still like this YOU TWO ARE INSUFFERABLE
SHEN WEI FELL IN LOVE JUST LIKE THAT
STOP IT
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i-i have nothing to say...
EXCUDEMEDKDJDDKDKDKDKDKDKDKD WHATDKDKKDKDDKDKKDKDDK WHAT KINDA SCI-FI GREEN SCREEN BULLSHIT IS THIS JDJDDKD KDKD
so you're telling me after ye zun sucked lin jing to his body, this bitch is not DIGESTED yet and he can still use his PHONE and ON TOP OF THAT he founds his ex gf's belongings and cries...... WHATSKSKKSSLLS
i took a quick break to look at episode titles and... shen wei sweetie.. a wall size painting??? really??
ye zun: i hate you so much brother, i live through these past years just for this hatred, to see you suffer, to see you die
shen wei:
ye zun: yun la-
shen wei:
ye zun: yun la-
he's literally speaking with venom, he FUCKING means it
WHATHRFUCKKD NO
what
what's happening
WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG
EVERYTHINGIS WRONG WHRE IS ZHAO YUNLAN AND SHEN WEI
THE FUCKING ANXIETY IM GETTING FROM THIS SHOW I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IH IFUCKOGH HATE IT SO MUCH HEIS NOT HERE THATS NOT HIM I'M GOINGTO RIP ALL MY HAIR OUT