quote tweet with the story of your weirdest living situation. mine was the summer I rented a room from a weird, aggro septuagenarian with a 20-year-old wife from the Philippines who wanted nothing to do with him and sat on the couch all day screaming into her VR headset

he went through my things while I was at work on a daily basis (left traps to confirm it) and when I moved out he literally stood there watching me scrub every surface of the already-clean room before he would let me leave

anyway I hope she’s living happily and alone in his Mississippi beach McMansion now