"be grateful you even have a job!" always comes from the customers who spend more than I make in a week on one cart of groceries
I am already yearning for the day to be over so I can come home to my bottle of mead

and I haven& #39;t left the house yet
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I have had to ask several dozen people so far
2 hours into my shift
to please
stay 6 feet away from the person in front of you
stay on the BRIGHT RED DECALS

ALL of them
were wearing masks
one customer called & asked my coworker if we do curbside delivery
we& #39;re a smaller store so no, we do not
so they said
well
if I pull up
could you send someone out
I& #39;ll give them a list, & they can do my shopping for me?

no
my assistant manager had someone call & ask WHEN DO YOU HAVE HOURS SO THOSE OF US WITH THE CORONAVIRUS CAN SHOP

! ! ! W E !!! D O N & #39; T ! ! !
omg please stay home
one lady is shopping with her dog in the shopping cart
she& #39;s wearing gloves
and petting the dog
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