Watching #BachelorSA

Jess R is so full of nonsense.

Qiniso is not here for these white tears

Brigitte just said "females". Ew

FIRST OF ALL, Brigette is not going to speak to me like she's my mother. Pascha has every right to ignore the living daylights out of her. WHAT DO YOU MEANNN! I'm not a child!

Marc is 'n loskind. Soen almal!

Brigette keeps raising her voice. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!

This man is going to give people cold sores at the rate he's kissing every single woman

"I see that there's a pool party being set up and I wasn't in the mood for a pool party." JESSICA R?! SIS?

Oh woe is me, damsel in distress, Jess R cries a river every single time

I think Marc loves this damsel in distress nonsense. He loves being the "hero"

He literally prompted her to use the rose. Which means the date was actually meant for Marisia.

OH AND HE BROUGHT THE DOG

Jess R is going to have a stroke.

This shady bachelor. Prompting people to use roses. Heh.

This man has terrible taste in gifts.

Mulesa looks gorgeous but she's very over this man.

Marc lowkey invalidates the other women's feelings but coddles the big baby Jess R.

Qiniso, babes. I love you. But this ain't it for you.

Rikki's make-up is intense.

So Rikki is asking if he's slept with Pascha? She's not going to like answer either way.

Brigette vs Pascha. How ironic.