While I'm thoroughly enjoying #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons ... my low tolerance for punny word play is well known. And this game is pushing my buttons.
Is it at least a C+, #ANCH? Is it?
Bass. There is only one joke to make.
No wait...
No wait...
No wait...
No wait...
Can none of them be better than a C+? NOT EVEN ONE?!
I've never hated a fish before... but now I do because of this game. #ANCH
C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+
I caught a gabillion sea bass!
No wait - they're at best an F-!
Don't even get me started on the fucking carp!
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