modern technology means I can sit at home drawing gay porn whilst on a Zoom call with my entire jewish congregation for second night Seder
It’s so chaotic some guy has a Matzah green screen background and one girls opening a bottle of wine and there’s just one emo staring at the camera
38 cursed glitching voices over Zoom screaming D A Y E N U is the chaotic energy I live for
NO ONE HAS A SHANK BONE MY FRIEND HAS A LEMON JUICER W THE WORDS “SHANK BONE” ON IT I’m gonna die . Dude also didn’t have horseradish so put a Lego horse on some radishes and called it a day
Everyone’s choice of makeshift shank bone is their apocalypse melee weapon I have a sharpie
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