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Me when I am arrested on 25 counts of tax evasion
Me when I get fired for stealing seventeen figures from the cash register
Me when I am arrested for mass voter fraud
Me explaining the complexities of Playboi Carti& #39;s lyrics
Me calculating the exact amount of the squad that will laugh
Me showing my friends this cool new tapeworm I got
Karens when they are confronted for not vaccinating their kids and using essential oils for everything
Me when I perform surgery without a license
Me showing my friends this super underground band I just discovered called "Pink Floyd"
Redditors before beating up a child for not liking Minecraft
When someone asks how high Chance the Rapper was when making Hot shower
Heh Heh
Me running for president under the Chungus Party
@oh_underscore deciding if music is good or not
Blaise Bailey Finnegan II when the judge tells him to not get loud
When I was 13 and thought this was a good song
they got the art classes banning anime-styled drawings because it& #39;s not eurocentric
Bonus:
Me after eating all the Flintstone Gummies
Me after eating all the Flintstone Gummies
Thank you Dombot, Thedankestmeme, and Oh for contributing to these jokes.
.....why did I do this?
.....why did I do this?
