Me when I am arrested on 25 counts of tax evasion
Me when I get fired for stealing seventeen figures from the cash register
Me when I am arrested for mass voter fraud
Me explaining the complexities of Playboi Carti's lyrics
Me calculating the exact amount of the squad that will laugh
Me showing my friends this cool new tapeworm I got
Karens when they are confronted for not vaccinating their kids and using essential oils for everything
Me when I perform surgery without a license
"Mom check out this funny meme! It's a fat Bugs Bunny, and he's called Big Chungus!"
Me showing my friends this super underground band I just discovered called "Pink Floyd"
Redditors before beating up a child for not liking Minecraft
When someone asks how high Chance the Rapper was when making Hot shower
Heh Heh
Me running for president under the Chungus Party
@oh_underscore deciding if music is good or not
Blaise Bailey Finnegan II when the judge tells him to not get loud
When I was 13 and thought this was a good song
they got the art classes banning anime-styled drawings because it's not eurocentric
Bonus:

Me after eating all the Flintstone Gummies
Thank you Dombot, Thedankestmeme, and Oh for contributing to these jokes.

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