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It's time to make quarantine coffee with Ben!
Step one: gather supplies and long for the sweet release of a face to face conversation.
Step two: grind a certain amount of coffee and daydream of the feel of another person's touch
Step three: put into French press and add some hot/boiling water while ruminating on the meaningless of existence without other people.
Step four: let stand for approximately the amount of time you feel like you've been alone in the world.
Step five: squish down the thingy
Step 6: drink the caffeine delivery beverage and pray to the boundary conditions of the universe that this hell ends soon
Step 7: fuck it, add some Bailey's or liquor of your choice
Step 8: forget about cleaning up after yourself because no one will ever see the inside of your dwelling again!
