Reasons why Swansea City is objectively better than Cardiff City - a thread:

Cardiff City have never spent consecutive season in the EPL. Swansea City spent 7 consecutive seasons in the EPL.

Swansea City has won a major trophy this century. Cardiff City have not.

Swansea City have contributed many players to the Welsh national team. Cardiff City’s most recent contribution was a player who graduated from their academy in 2006.

Swansea City do not brag about winning a trophy pre-WWII.

Swansea City currently have a number of Welsh players in their team. Cardiff City have 2 ‘Welsh’ players, one from Liverpool (England) and one from Swansea...

Swansea City have more to brag about than being the capital of Wales (this has literally nothing to do with football).

Swansea City are known worldwide for an attractive style of football. Cardiff City are known for a playing style closer to rugby than football.

Swansea City have never refused to pay for a player that they are semi-responsible for the death of. Cardiff have.

Swansea City are a team that play in white. Cardiff City seemed to forget what colour they play in 2013.

Cardiff City fans often claim to be the better fans, only to reach an attendance of just 4,111 fans against Luton this season. Swansea City’s lowest attendance is double that.

Cardiff City’s last win over Swansea City is almost a decade ago.

Cardiff City Stadium has more adverts for Malaysia and Turkey than it does Wales.

Former Swansea City captain, Ashley Williams, allegedly fucked the wife of former Cardiff City striker, Michael Chopra. Ouch.

Swansea City have played in Europe. Cardiff City have not.

Cardiff City brag about winning a friendly in 1971. Swansea City seemingly know that friendlies are meaningless.

Former Cardiff City players leaked the death of their former captain, Peter Whittingham, only to have to delete the posts and apologise. How embarrassing and disrespectful to the family...

Swansea City currently have one of the best academies in the UK. Cardiff City’s top young prospect currently plays for Barry Town.

Cardiff City fans often sing “same old English, always cheating.” Cardiff City currently have 17 senior English players.

Cardiff City legend and former academy coach, Craig Bellamy, was sacked for bullying children.

Swansea City paid tribute to the death of Emiliano Sala. Cardiff City barely acknowledged the death of Besian Idrizaj.

Cardiff City’s average attendance this is season is 20,738, whereas last season it was 31,229. This is a drop of over 10,000 people following relegation.

Swansea City have roughly 3x the social media presence of Cardiff City, likely due to the clubs’ ability to remain in the top flight for more than 1 season.

The majority of Cardiff City’s ‘legends’ spent the majority of their career elsewhere (Ramsey and Bellamy etc.).

Former Cardiff City player, Lee Peltier, claimed that he would sign a lifetime contract at the club, only to leave just 3 days later.

A number of Swansea City players have become cult figures in the world of football, such as Michu and Trundle. Cardiff City once had Oumar Niasse on loan.

Iconic FT accounts such as @JordanWebber96 and @GucciGovea support Swansea City. Cardiff City have some fella who once tweeted the ‘n-word.’

Cardiff City Stadium is both Red and Blue and appears to made of Lego.

The iconic Cardiff City celebration, ‘the Ayatollah,’ looks fucking stupid.

This concludes my thread. Dear @CardiffCityFC, you may be ‘our capital,’ but you are one fucking shit football club.

Oops! I forgot to mention that @JordanWebber96 has more followers than some of Cardiff City’s home attendances this season.