unemployment is probably the highest it& #39;s been since the Great Depression and the Dow is up 500 points lol

lotta people responding to this who are a) very certain the Dow is not reflecting the underlying economy who I& #39;m guessing b) are not currently spending a lot on buying shorts

Yes congrats to all of you who have figured out that this is because the evil money people hate you, personally, and take pleasure in your suffering