Oh no, how will I live now

best part is, to send this message, you have to match

My man matched with me just to tell me that we couldn't have possibly matched because I was not a sanghi

Now that, in a nutshell, is your average BJP supporter.

Why I am political even on a dating app is because I don't want to waste two hours of my life listening to somebody tell me that they too once thought they were socialists, but now they are a perfectly balanced centrist.

"It's a phase, haha"

phase is your receding hairline before u decide to voluntarily bald, not my politics.

All first dates in ratna cafe henceforth

I will finish my sambar idly in five mins.

If you are a sanghi, I'll parcel one (6-7 mins during rush hour) and leave.