I’ve done some bad things in this life and i need God’s forgiveness. A Restitution thread

Before the death of my Paternal and Maternal Grandmas in 2013 & 2015 respectively, i used to be the one to take their monthly allowance to them since they stay in the same village...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
The monthly upkeep for each of them was 50k, making a total of 100k monthly at the beginning of the month.

My paternal grandma was very stingy, after collecting the money, she will still ask me why I didn’t add extra money to it. Wow, what was she using money for at 95?...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
I didn’t like her one bit. She will collect the 50k and count it in my presence to make sure it’s complete, this mama no trust me at all. Even when i’m leaving, she won’t even give me 100 naira for bike...mama stingy die.

But...

My Maternal grandma....oh, what a cheerful...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
giver. She will prepare me correct eba and egusi first while praying for me regarding all aspects of my life. Sweet mother https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">

Whenever i hand over her 50k to her, she will share it in half and give me 25k that she’s old and have no need for money. She will bring out...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
the remnant of the money in the previous month and still give that to me. I do make roughly 32-35k every month as if i’m working in the ministry of works.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏻" title="Woman dancing (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (light skin tone)">

The day she died, i cried as if i was her first born, people were wondering why i was crying than the bereaved...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
All i was saying is that oloore mi ti lo o https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

So i was left with my paternal grandma. That’s the end of making money from them.

I took money to her the first month and the second month after the other grandma burial and she didn’t give me shingbaka...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
So before the third month I thought of several ways to make money off her and alas, A GOOD PLAN.

Immediately my dad gave me the 50k, i rushed to Ojota Car Park, changed 25k of the money to ten ten naira notes, i kept the other 25k of one thousand naira notes for myself. Sohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
I took the 25k of ten naira notes to the village, I brought out the money and placed them in my grandma front, oya start countinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😷" title="Face with medical mask" aria-label="Emoji: Face with medical mask">

She counted and counted and counted and before she counted up to 10k, she was already tired, she said “I believe it’s complete”

Happy me, I...
continued that way till she complained.

She complained to my dad about 10 naira notes and even told him to stop sending me. I quickly had an agreement with my brother who was taking the mantle and he too continued the ten naira thing till she died.

I cried on her burial too..https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
and my parents were so surprised....i missed her so much.

Dear Lord, i’m a sinner, forgive me my sins https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">
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