georgie’s never seen any of the star wars movies. so we’re going to watch each one and see what she thinks...

star wars IV: a new hope - “meh it was alright. I don’t get what all the fuss is about”

star wars V: empire strikes back - “that was much better than the last one but still isn’t the best thing ever... no way is darth vader actually luke’s dad?!.. I do like that gold man though, he’s my favourite”

star wars VI: return of the jedi - “I like them crackhead bears”

star wars I: the phantom menace - “I like jarjar binks he’s sassy.”