On this day Robert E. Lee surrendered in Appomattox and they gave him a swirly and pantsed him and took his lunch money. He took the mocking with good grace. "I deserve it for I am a piss baby. May future generations remember that my cause was that of piss babies."
Enjoy this song about Robert E. Lee at Appomattox, where he bravely soaked his pantaloons with his whizz. Even now Robert E. Lee can inspire.
"I regret that I only have one diaper to fill for my hideous scam of a country," said Robert E. Lee.
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