I had a Birthday recently (thank you in advance for your well wishes) and my girls made me the classic mom gift - a book of “coupons” I can use while under lockdown. And they are really unique. By which I mean confusing. And odd.

The entire book of “Libyan Lady Spa” coupons are for massages. The first one is pretty standard, except for the fact that they don’t seem to have a grasp of time. One hour and 60 minutes can surely be written more efficiently. And why 2 hours? And why jumbo??

The second coupon clarifies the “jumbo” - it’s a half hour shorter, so “semi-jumbo.” I’m still slightly miffed.

Then the final massage coupons become very, very, oddly specific.

Gotta keep the ol’ heel and thigh limber.