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The Biden - Trump debates.
TRUMP: You're from Delaware. Everyone there is dead. They asked me to be President I said, yeah get rid of Delaware first. We call it the loser zone.
BIDEN: This guy doesn't even know what it means to GO YARD. I like baseball! No. I love the damn game.
TRUMP: You're from Delaware. Everyone there is dead. They asked me to be President I said, yeah get rid of Delaware first. We call it the loser zone.
BIDEN: This guy doesn't even know what it means to GO YARD. I like baseball! No. I love the damn game.
TRUMP: You have ships sitting in the ocean. With pallets full of bright, big, beach towels. Our people want the towels, ok? They're blue. Red. Orange. Yellow. And they can't come ashore.
BIDEN: Our Gang put on "The Follies." Those were good follies. You've spent seven, five years
BIDEN: Our Gang put on "The Follies." Those were good follies. You've spent seven, five years
TRUMP: How am I supposed to tell the mayor of Ohio, you can't have the towels this summer. (whispers) You can't have them.
BIDEN: We had a cocker spaniel. Rex. He was the original son of a bitch.
BIDEN: We had a cocker spaniel. Rex. He was the original son of a bitch.
TRUMP: They tell me I'm bad with women. To that I say three words, Joe: You. Newt's wife. Helmet hair. Chablis. Lots of Chablis. Everyone out there report on that. Google won't let you. Mark at Facebook might.
BIDEN: America is in the on-deck circle. My point is only that.
BIDEN: America is in the on-deck circle. My point is only that.
TRUMP: They said don't do the proms. I said not only will we re-do them they'll be mandatory. It'll jump start the economy. You take a guy who taught chemistry all his life. The beauty of chemistry, and it really is beautiful, but he was a nerd. He gets a prom in my economy.
BIDEN: I know about dances. Frankly, I've danced with big lugs like you up and down the seaboard my whole gosh darn life. It's time to look beyond it. A welder came to me. Steve. Of course, I couldn't shake his hand, but he said when can we eat chicken again, sir?
TRUMP: Did you tell him raspberries are here and they're plentiful? Probably not, Joe. But they are. My dentist looked at me and he shook his head, the little seeds, they were everywhere. **insanely, smugly enthusiastic** Eat the raspberries, people. Eat them. They were a gift.
BIDEN: Reminds me of a fish dinner I ate in Pawtucket.
LESTER HOLT: I am in pain.
TRUMP: No, let him talk, Carl.
BIDEN: They were stealing reams of parchment paper from the US Navy. If it was an inside job you could bet they'd go to the brig. Turns out it was a cook at Shoney's.
LESTER HOLT: I am in pain.
TRUMP: No, let him talk, Carl.
BIDEN: They were stealing reams of parchment paper from the US Navy. If it was an inside job you could bet they'd go to the brig. Turns out it was a cook at Shoney's.
TRUMP: It's too bad I never took up surfing. They say I would have been one of the best. Just based on instinct. Heather Thomas from The Fall Guy, somehow she was always trying to get me to Big Sur. To get on the board. Would have been a big catch for her. Really was flattered.
BIDEN: Doc Holliday died when he was 36 years young. And he wasn't selling ice cream, you guys. America might have died then, too. Sure fucking feels like it. He's been telling you for months that I'm gonna take away Hulu. There's not a shred of truth in that.
TRUMP: You crossed the aisle for one guy. One Republican and it's pretty sad, but you can check with some of the reporters out there. Some of the good ones, the Lou Dobbses, they looked and they'd never seen anything like this. The car services for the Illinois wrestling coach.
