Thanks @OED for today’s new words & new meanings due to the outbreak. But I think you’ve missed a few - @susie_dent what do you think? Here’s a thread with my new #quarantinisms #lexiCovid (1/10)

1. Her indoors = Any woman
2. It’s like a walk in the park = A near death experience every few seconds
3. Shake on that! = No deal! You virus carrying scumbag.
4. To cross the road because of somebody = To respect somebody greatly and value their existence
5. To give somebody a wide berth = To love somebody unconditionally
6. High five! = F**k Off!
7. Jogger = Someone with no concept of the distance of 2 metres
8. To flatten the curve = To go on a post-lockdown diet
9. Give us a hug! = I hate you!
10. Toilet roll = Gold dust

Any more ideas #lockeddownlexicon #quarantinisms #OED @OED?
You can follow @TheDanMarch.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: