Not the cigarettes.
Not the pesticides.
Not the large portions.
Not the lack of exercise.
Not the processed foods.
Not the farming conditions.
Not the corporate pollution.
Not the environmental racism.

But, the fifth generation of cellphone towers?

GOVERNMENT: Hey guys. No listen. We’re completely OK with killing you all. Like honestly. Oil spills, fracking, eliminating pork industry standards, starting wars, ignoring mass shootings, endorsing herd immunity. We got this.

MY FRIEND WHO KEEPS SENDING ME YOUTUBE LINKS:

When you remember conspiracies are comfortable to anxious people because they provide the illusion that problems are easily solvable, and that it’s easier to be frustrated with the perceived ignorance of your neighbors than accept your place in the great unknowable universe.

Oh. They saying that it’s all of these things....PLUS the towers.

But, not the first generation of towers.
Not the second.
Not the whole third generation of towers.
Not the damn fourth generation of towers.

It’s this fifth one.

This fifth one poisoning us, y’all.

Y’all.

Chakras-n-Chill Twitter trying to take me out.

I’ll leave them alone.

But, before I go.