Looking out my window this morning I saw a guy tie this dog up outside a building in the rain and walk off. No one came out to claim him so I brought him in and gave him a bath and put up a found dog flyer. Is this how it happens for me. Is this the one

thus far he has proven himself a top shelf gremlin with an astonishing vertical leap

I thought he would hate me for giving him a bath and clipping the clumped shit hairs off his ass but his affections are... aggressive