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The turning point of history goes on
Give a big hand to @tamaraqiblawi for getting this published
At the heart of this is the realisation that hummus is superior to the US Constitution
For any Americans wishing to immigrate to Lebanon we're going to need 3 photocopies of your bank statements over the last 17 years, passports, parents passports, birth certificate, declaration that you're not a terrorist, a 92 page application and $1237 in cash
We're also going to need a declaration that under no circumstances whatsoever will you attempt to develop a new hummus 'flavour'
The cluelessness of this is a work of art https://twitter.com/verysimple/status/1248268973885579265
