The turning point of history goes on
Source https://twitter.com/jamestheswift/status/1248250187723636746">https://twitter.com/jamesthes...
Give a big hand to @tamaraqiblawi for getting this published
At the heart of this is the realisation that hummus is superior to the US Constitution
For any Americans wishing to immigrate to Lebanon we& #39;re going to need 3 photocopies of your bank statements over the last 17 years, passports, parents passports, birth certificate, declaration that you& #39;re not a terrorist, a 92 page application and $1237 in cash
We& #39;re also going to need a declaration that under no circumstances whatsoever will you attempt to develop a new hummus & #39;flavour& #39;
The cluelessness of this is a work of art https://twitter.com/verysimple/status/1248268973885579265">https://twitter.com/verysimpl...
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