iso update: some neighbours are having excellent sex and I silently applaud them.

folks, i think she came

These were neighbours a few houses away. My close neighbours seemed to have stopped having sex this week.

The people who live metres from my bedroom window are a couple who speak a language that isn't mine. I used to think German but it's not. Russian? I don't know. A grunty language.

They used to have sex most nights. I knew because their bed has springs and they fucked with precision. Same cadence. Every night. They would also then shower separately.

This last week they have stopped fucking and have ramped up their outdoor activities. They are currently channel surfing radio outside. The man, i think.

The had in Before Times taken my fence out with no notice because they were installing a pool and wanted to elevate the fence. That was a weird day. I was working from home and semi-naked when my fence and privacy came down.

I hid because i was sitting at my computer naked. I drew blinds and put clothes on. Then i went outside all casual like 'hey, you're in my backyard what's up?' And they were fairly silent but on it. And i felt fine.

They were doing shit to their house without approval and I'm no snitch. And since that moment i think we have an unspoken appreciation for their weird music and sex (come back, german precision sex) and my smoking outside into their space.

I hope they start having aurally springy sex again soon. We all need it.