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Forgot to tell the TL I got pulled over yesterday 
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For driving while black.
So hereâs the story...
Iâm headed to work, driving my 2012 Nissan Sentra. I get about 7 minutes away from my job and pass a police officer. Not speeding (2-3 miles over), not even looking at my phone, just vibing to my morning pre-808s and Heartbreaks Kanye
Iâm headed to work, driving my 2012 Nissan Sentra. I get about 7 minutes away from my job and pass a police officer. Not speeding (2-3 miles over), not even looking at my phone, just vibing to my morning pre-808s and Heartbreaks Kanye
You know how you look in the rear view to see what the police officer you just passed is doing? Out of pure curiosity I look up and this mf his bussing a mean ass illegal u-turn in the middle of the mf street. Lights on, âwoop-woopâ going. So I move over to let him pass.
This mf gon move over right behind me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ€ŠđŸââïž" title="Man facepalming (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming (medium dark skin tone)"> so I stop, he ainât even run my tags, walks up to the car and asks the same dumbass question all cops ask âDo you know why Iâm stopping you today?â Obviously not sir. He then proceeds to tell me, he smelled weed in my car.
WEED. MARIJUANA. MARY JANE. CANNABIS SATIVA.....when I say I was looking at this man like
Two things to do:
1) this has happened before and I know to just go along with it and he can get his rocks off and leave me alone
OR
2) this has happened before and I know to just go along with it and FLEX THIS MF BAR CARD AND MAKE HIM LOOK AS STUPID AS HE SOUNDS!
1) this has happened before and I know to just go along with it and he can get his rocks off and leave me alone
OR
2) this has happened before and I know to just go along with it and FLEX THIS MF BAR CARD AND MAKE HIM LOOK AS STUPID AS HE SOUNDS!
Anyone who knows me, knows im petty. Option two it is.Nevermind the fact that it was physically impossible for him to have a reasonable suspicion that I had been smoking weed but I digress.
So he gets my license and registration and im making every attempt to hide my bar card in my wallet while I get it out. He goes to run my tags and comes back like âyour license says Bryan, car is registered to [Dad]. You know him?â
Sir. The address on my license = the address the car is registered to. OBVIOUSLY I KNOW MY DAMN FATHER. So I peeped him eyeballing my car through the windows while he was talking and just FYI for those who donât know what plain view means look it up and youâll see why he did that
But anywho...after I say I know who my car is registered to he then asks the question I been waiting on for this whole encounter....
âIs your dad a lawyer? I see the frame around your tags.â
Me:
âIs your dad a lawyer? I see the frame around your tags.â
Me:
âNo sir he is not, I am the lawyerâ
There would be more to the story but the encounter ended so fast after that because he knew he was dead wrong it ainât even worth telling yâall.
To sum it all up, get yo education kids, and once you got it, flex that mf.
To sum it all up, get yo education kids, and once you got it, flex that mf.
