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In our university (in Punjab) we had a Mensa committee, which used to decide weekly Dishes (food) for the students in the hostel…
One day there was a lot of noise in the Mensa, seniors of different ethnicities were involved in a heated debate.
In our university (in Punjab) we had a Mensa committee, which used to decide weekly Dishes (food) for the students in the hostel…
One day there was a lot of noise in the Mensa, seniors of different ethnicities were involved in a heated debate.
Pukhtoons were extremely angry that why Punjabis removed “RED LOBIA” from the weekly menu.
Seniors of different ethnicities were getting angry at each-other. From both sides there were some huge Harvard ass arguments in the favor & against “Red Lobia”.
Seniors of different ethnicities were getting angry at each-other. From both sides there were some huge Harvard ass arguments in the favor & against “Red Lobia”.
There were rebuttals & counter arguments for Lobia Shareef.
The never-ending-ego-ethnic-clash was about to happen, things were getting stormy----- then finally the expected one burst out.
Our Beloved-Senior from Mardan, ( Durrani saib----- a Skinny guy with big Mustache).
The never-ending-ego-ethnic-clash was about to happen, things were getting stormy----- then finally the expected one burst out.
Our Beloved-Senior from Mardan, ( Durrani saib----- a Skinny guy with big Mustache).
He had enough of this bullshit against Red Lobia. He threatened the committee while shouting a famous historical sentence for the survival of Red Lobia in the menu.
“Lobia Hoga, Lobia khe Hoga, Lobia Hamari GHAIRAT ka Sawal hay”
“Lobia Hoga, Lobia khe Hoga, Lobia Hamari GHAIRAT ka Sawal hay”
(Lobia should be in the menu, it’s a part of our Pride & Honor)
There was a sudden quick silence. The situation got so tense, that no-one even dared to laugh.
But how to solve this fucking problem????
Pukhtoons were in no mood to step-back. (After all its RED LOBIA eh)
There was a sudden quick silence. The situation got so tense, that no-one even dared to laugh.
But how to solve this fucking problem????
Pukhtoons were in no mood to step-back. (After all its RED LOBIA eh)
And thanks to Durani saib, he somehow managed to connect Red Lobia with Ghairat now. So there was no turning back for us. It’s Do or Die situation.
Punjabis wanted “Aloo-Andha” on that day. They were surprisingly very determined this time. The Jutts were unshakable.
Punjabis wanted “Aloo-Andha” on that day. They were surprisingly very determined this time. The Jutts were unshakable.
In other words, it was a war between “Aloo Anda” & “Red Lobia”.
So after a lot of Ghoro-fikar, the committee decided that, On Wednesday there will be two Main dishes. (“Red lobia” plus “Aloo andha”). Students can choose in between.
So after a lot of Ghoro-fikar, the committee decided that, On Wednesday there will be two Main dishes. (“Red lobia” plus “Aloo andha”). Students can choose in between.
And from KPK side, Durrani saib was selected as special adviser to Mensa committee, whose only job was to avoid any future setback to the regularity & continuity of Red-Lobia.
This is just an appreciation thread for my that Mardan senior, Durrani saib----
This is just an appreciation thread for my that Mardan senior, Durrani saib----
That guy fought like a Goddamn JOHN WICK for Red Lobia ---- he was the last man standing for the glory of Lobia shareep in Punjab -- He is no doubt the ultimate Lobia-Messiah of modern Pukhtoon food history.
We salute you sir. You have our respect. LAAL LOBIA SALAM--- Jai Lobia.
We salute you sir. You have our respect. LAAL LOBIA SALAM--- Jai Lobia.
