this was all an experiment, and my theory is correct. if subbiness has the exact same properties as water (which it should, as subs are always thirsty), this suggests that the law of osmosis can apply. due to heejin and i spending time together, i have discovered that +

+ over time, my subbiness has been diluted and transmitted through a cellular membrane towards heejin. and thus, if i spend the rest of my life with my sweet home alabama wife-sis while this scientific law is in motion, she will then, become the sub between us two. thank you.