Five ways to make your home viewing experience more like you& #39;re at the theatre [a thread]

- Make someone late, and squeeze past you at 6.59pm.

- Order a drink for the interval from the person nearest the kitchen.

- Design your own tickets.

- Give someone a noisy snack and tell them to ‘shh’.

- Clap together at the end.

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- Leave your ice cream out of the freezer so it& #39;s slightly melted for the interval.

- Form an orderly queue for the toilets.

- If you& #39;re on the end of the sofa, refuse to move at the end of the show, so the whole row is stuck.