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Me: *reading a 1982 anthology of unicorn stories*
Main character: BTW, I'm a centaur
Me: Cool!
MC: Also I have both sets of junk
Me: uhh
MC: And here's how I do it with another centaur and two humanoids
Me: UHH
MC: Oh this is fantasy Westworld, but biological and for sex
Main character: BTW, I'm a centaur
Me: Cool!
MC: Also I have both sets of junk
Me: uhh
MC: And here's how I do it with another centaur and two humanoids
Me: UHH
MC: Oh this is fantasy Westworld, but biological and for sex
(Needless to say, I was not expecting *that*.)
Today's story: Oh yes, this genetically engineered unicorn is 24 hands tall.
Me: 8 FT AT THE SHOULDER??!?
Story: This older-than-she-looks PhD student being ditzy is totally believable.
Me: *furrows brow*
Story: ...As is this kiss between her and the male POV professor!
Me:
Me: 8 FT AT THE SHOULDER??!?
Story: This older-than-she-looks PhD student being ditzy is totally believable.
Me: *furrows brow*
Story: ...As is this kiss between her and the male POV professor!
Me:
Another:
IN A WORLD WHERE Fitbits euthanize the aberrant, ONE MAN
... is growing a HORN.
*montage of Matrix office, shocking revelations, wife having a breakdown, & half-unicorn running from a burning hospital, saying, "I know: I need a mate!"*
Young girl: also growing a horn
IN A WORLD WHERE Fitbits euthanize the aberrant, ONE MAN
... is growing a HORN.
*montage of Matrix office, shocking revelations, wife having a breakdown, & half-unicorn running from a burning hospital, saying, "I know: I need a mate!"*
Young girl: also growing a horn
