my ranking of left for dead special zombies:
1. Boomer

the boomers are cool but they’re assholes and i hate playing them when i play versus becuase they’re so slow and have 50 health like ???

Rating: 3.5/10
2. Hunter

hunters are really fun to play but you have to be really good at timing and you can’t panic when you jump, and theyre really fast so automatically a favorite

Rating: 8/10
3. Smoker

probably my favorite of the special infected, you get to hide in high places and you’re forgiven if you have shit aim bc it makes up for that so easily my favorite although not as fast as the hunter i enjoy playing as it

Rating: 10/10
4. Charger

i hate the charger bc you have to be a fucking expert at timing and luck and he’s so fucking fat that it’s easily to spot him but he does a lot of damage

Rating: 6/10
5. Jockey

i HATE this zombie he is so annoying and it’s so easy to tell when he’s coming bc his little laugh is so annoying he’s literally a dumbfuck and he does little to no damage

Rating: 1/10
6. Spitter

much like the smoker you get to hide from high up and spit acid at the survivors but shes ugly sk by default i don’t like her too much plus she dies too fast

Rating: 4/10
7. Tank

this guy is an absolute beast and he’s so fucking hard to beat on expert and i’ve yet to play him on versus but it’s so badass definitely my favorite

Rating: 10/10
8. Witch/Wandering Witch

FUCK THE WITCH ME AND MY HOMIES HATE THE WITCH THIS BITCH CAN CRY ALL SHE WANTS I’m SHOOTINg HER WITH A DOUBLE BARREL WHEN J SEE HER

Rating: 0/10
9. Common Infected

annoying as fuck but i have to kill them bc theyre everywhere 🙄 like i’m tryna get somewhere and these mf’ers circle me and i hate it

Rating: 3/10
10. Horde

i hate these. absolutely worst thing ever. i’d rather be in that room full of witches then go through these.

Rating: 0/10
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